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King had a good game on the left wing v Hibs.

Nae need tae lie tae make a point

Most fans approve of the Premiership split. The only dissenters are dullards who can't get their head around "but the team in seventh can have more points than the team in sixth!" I think most Premiership fans approve of a split because it gives ye something to play for after Christmas when, without it, there'd be half a dozen teams who all know they're gonna end up midtable with f**k all to play for it. Whether it would be preferable to, I dunno, a play off for the final European place and/or expanding the relegaton play off is a different matter.

Probably all three getting papped oot. But wouldn't bet against Golspie. Looked very solid v The Fort.

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Wouldn't know cousin fucker. I live in Gourock

Sorry Burnie. Lurker demands full references for this claim. A written affidavit from The Queen and/or Rod Petrie would suffice.

Some charity thing. I quite like it. (I presume it was this kit?)

Has Billy Dodds got over having tae dae a shite with the lights out yet or is he still a seething mess?

When civilisation reaches Dundee I'm sure the citizens there will appreciate all Greenock has done for them. Until then their ignorance is understandable.

That's "Greenock: the home of slice" to you and the rest of the peasantry

> believes Dalbeattie will be relegated > believes a team that loses two goals to a South of Scotland team is ripe with future Scotland internationals

If they keep that squad together I doubt they'll stay there.

Conclusive proof that "slice" is correct and everyone else is wrong.

Few mistakes from the gaffer as well. As said they controlled the ball for thr vast majority of the first half but going 1-0 down spooked him into big changes. They went to a three at the back and made three subs and it didnae seem to work as well and the guys who came on didn't seem as handy in the ball.

Greenock were fucking shite. Don't want tae dismiss Thorn in any way but, fucking hell, that was one of the shitfest performances I've ever seen a team deliver.

Can't disagree with more about Fort's #11 who slowed down so many attacking opportunities by constantly needing to try and beat his man before playing a pass. The absolute definition of a sand dancer. Fort played nice stuff. Never lumped it and always played it on the deck but too often the passes were the easy option and coulda played for days and Golspie would have dealt with it. The first 30 minutes The Fort did look the better side but as soon as all their one trick ponies were found out Golspie just saw the game out. Both well taken goals. The first a 30 yard daisy cutter right into the corner. Keeper coula done better possibly but might have been unsighted. Second was a well worked throw in routine (or blind luck) that let the winger tuck it under the goal keeper. Lovely bunch of folk at The Fort and, if Golspie are one of the better teams in the division, The Fort will win more than they lose this year with a bit more experience and game management but, unless they improve dramatically, they ain't going back up anytime soon.

Spar/Social club in the end. @Le Tout P'ti FC it's weird. Half the pitch is fine but there's these mad clumps of jungle around the place

Aye. Gonna get pished in the Highlands anyway but hoping to catch a game. Was sunny all the way up but pushing it down now we're in Glencoe

What's the odds of The Fort's brave new start getting postponed because of a waterlogged pitch?

Sorry idiot, I need to be more clear when you're around, I was saying you wrote it. I understand Spongeheid shared it but there's not enough spelling errors for it to be his own creation.

The figures don't even make sense. That figure (if it is even true and not just farted out by Durie's Air Freshener) will be the total amount of Poll Tax that wasn't paid. Even if the SNP never wrote that off yer ontae plums if ye think it would ever be all claimed back. As well as the amount of folk who owed it who are deid now the cost and effort of finding everyone who owed would, potentially, exceed the cost of getting it back. Especially when the majority who would be forced into paying it back would be doing so in instalments like a fiver a month.

It's alright. I had to use my Gaelic dictionary to remember how to spell "sign" in Gaelic. £15,000,000 well spent

Bidh mi ag radh "Tha Gaidhlig agam" an-diugh agus tha e gu math daor air soidhne rathaid

They also never cost £26,000,000 Mind you "Gaelic Dictionary" and "Gaelic TV" are both on their too so I'm just gonna presume it was written by a fucking c**t. Jist got dotted by the idiot. Now we know who wrote it.