Mr Bairn

What's up with mcdonalds having bouncers on Friday and Saturday nights? It's so obvious that it's the young guys that aren't to be trusted on pub and club doors that draw the mcdonalds job as well

Westerwood at Cumbernauld?

It points to us going 5 at the back Kidd and Leahy are ideal full backs and we have a whole bunch of centre-halves. McCracken will obviously be in more of a mentor role.

CB according to wikipedia

A strange turn on the "fantasy dinner party"

Is that winning candidate a relative of Sadiq Khan, who was the outgoing MP?

Had the misfortune this morning of going swimming whilst half of the pool was taken up by an over 60s water aerobics keep fit class. Saggy tits flying all over the place. Only saving grace is that the instructor was a total wid.

Where I'm from your package means something completely different

That particular method doesn't guarantee profit. What I personally do is back over 0.5 and hope for an early goal. Once the first goal goes in I make an in play bet. If it's still 0-0 at around the hour mark then no goalscorer hits even money and then I back that. So far that's only happened in the Real/City game

Bet no scorer instead of 0-0

What a bunch of absolute letter soup

Nope it's just one guy for the whole train. When you get to a station the conductor will open the doors using his key then stand on the platform until everyone has gotten on/off then close them again. Basically his job is to make sure nobody gets crushed by the doors, one guy fucked it at Dumbarton a few weeks back

American burds. All of them are complete psychos.

Never been on a lads holiday (although I did go to Malia for a huge piss up with 3 other guys and 5 girls) Never seen titanic in its entirety Never been to Ibrox Never had a relationship longer than three months Never been on a night out in Glasgow Never eaten lamb Never had surgery Never been to Aberdeen

Who the f**k is "forcing" you to watch that? Are you in Guantanamo bay or something?

I'm currently between jobs, so the lack of a 2:00pm game at the Euros tomorrow has reduced me into an absolutely seething mess.

^^^ Sacked for overdoing the April fools pranks

Pointless at 5:15 followed by the chase on STV+1 is the correct method

Always knew you Hibees had a soft spot for us. You see Falkirk as your "big team"

Green milk is the correct choice btw

I was joking of course. Red milk is for absolute beasts. Even womenfolk nearly always avoid it.

Red milk ftw

#obsessed

Idiots starting "goodbye" threads before GTF day

First class honours. #greggy