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Paul McGowan has 3 separate convictions for assaulting polis and spitting on someone outside a nightclub along with other things we aren’t privy to. I can only imagine he has about 16 points on his drivers licence as well. (Better solicitor than Leigh Griffiths) If found Guilty Mcpake will no doubt be offered a contract extension until 2025 trying to keep us in league 2 against newly promoted Kelty Hearts.

Sorry i meant to say the M77 a good 24 miles away

Put 11 strikers on against 1 keeper and we’d still hit the crane behind Cappielow

Seriously get those blue shorts to f**k! My superstitious side cant take this anymore it should be blue and white... oh yeah and has our team come onto the park yet? Its 2148 and the boys are yet to walk down the road to Tannadice!

Paterson street if you are there early enough and its bra for a quick exit if need be!

Next season id suggest a similar style to the rangers collar with a hint of red in the collar and sleeve cuffs and i think we’d have a throwback to the lovely umbro kits of the 80’s easily my favourite style of dundee tops after the Admiral kit. Love a bit of Red in our kits every now and then! Need to bring back the blue red and white bar style scarfs too they would sell quite well

Agreed; a midfielder who can see the space to set up hemmings and he’ll do the rest thats all i remember from his first blessing in our lives.

Klok... lol

A pretty good idea in theory, id love nothing more than to contribute to our club but its harder to convince most people given our chequered past with finances. Do Hearts not have something like this that helped fund their new main stand?

Couldnt have put it any better! What is it with our club and having a tendency to not have strikers and lack of creativity in the middle of the park? bar the odd gem such as Stewart, Hemmings, Kamara in recent times albeit that was only 2 seasons its been in a rut since. Listened to open all Mics at the game and it sounded like Keatings was having a blinder for inverness on the wings, Inverness i might add had 22 shots at goal compared to our lame attempts at 8 with nil on target. Another player we maybe should have given a second chance to at this level? Hoping theres some pen and paper emojis on the twitter this week otherwise... I’ll do absolutely f**k all about it... Will continue to rant and spout pish on this and still support the derry regardless!

On the basis so far cant see us doing much this season.

I like to be vague and let other posters be creative with my commas (,,,,,,,) theres seven for you to work with [emoji8]

Sobering, consider the pars and lichties scored 12 between them against established league 2 opposition. I’m back to being less than convinced we need signings urgently!

Cheered that nelson goal louder than any goal scored all last season quite enjoyed tonight, i really still cannot understand some of the trumpets in the Bobby Cox: 1. One boy gave Gowser dogs abuse IMO looked good with a wise head on him looking to try and start something, much better than any performance last season 2. Another very harsh on Mcdaid who was clearly not enjoying the left wing (changed later on and was far better) 3. Another Huffed when the young lads came on... well by f**k did they shut his puss! If only those lads were here last season 16 years old and fighting like Spartans! Hope we can develop them right and hopefully McPake is the man to do that. Im still feeling we lack that little bit of depth ideally 4-5 but at this point Id love to feel we can bring in at least another defender midfielder and striker with an outside chance of pushing for a play off final. Overall absolutely glorious seeing the first game at Dens with the new team beating a team with body builders and powerlifters in Day-Glo[emoji106]

Totally agree I’m glad Dundee have went with macron the training gear alone is quality and not the cheap Sunday league Puma we had. The Queens kits last year were gorgeous especially for a centenary edition [emoji122]