DeeBairn

Brechin, Forfar, Arbroath and Montrose. Those are away games I could get to easily. Mon the League 1 bus, here we come!

Stevie Wonder would have better reflexes.

I think going down may be our only chance of getting rid of this board. Whether the club would survive that is doubtful.

We're going down. Nothing could be more obvious.

Could be a 433. Rudden Haber and Petra up front? Well have to score at least 2 to get a draw.

Anyone guess this?

Well cut it out and get down to the stadium and do some coaching. Does your laddie not play centre half too? Bring him along an all.

We should get a big b*****d in to coach them. What's the actual Baptie up to these days?

Better off kicking Dallison in the chuckies, easier target and far easier to catch up to.

Anything less than five goals against us, I'll let you borrow our Alex Harris Trebuchet.

If he can't summon up a win against the worst Falkirk team in decades, he needs fired off into the sun.

Mutch Russell Muirhead Harrison Robson Paton Irving Froxy Greenwood Rudden Petra In a 4-1-3-2, I'll be at least four players off and the formation will be wrong.

Fife love. Hard, brutal and sisterly. FTFY.

Does anyone think Lt Dan is ever going to get a run out for us?

Coming out with patter like that and having a go at Lenny Henry in the same post. He's maybe not funny, but he'd kick f**k out you, on and off the stage. Here's hoping it's someone we've never heard of from the English lower leagues, we've not tried that yet.

Think we wanted to come home, surprised there's not been any takers. Must be a right sound guy not to be at St Johnstone though. Black rhymes with Right Back, so hopefully thats a clue. I'm upset you with you on a deep deep level. Surely he would still be waiting at the airport, if true?

Aye, agreed. Anything that helps get points on the board between now and the window opening has to be a good thing.

You never know, did he not get bombed out a trial at St Johnstone, pre season? Short term deal to January might suit him well enough.

Scott McDonald, a right back and a centre half will do nicely.

Then AJ and Hartley take over at Morton. All the fucking scenes.

Centre halfs for right back as well.

Manager with no experience chooses assistant manager with a track record of failure. This really is the league that keeps on giving.

Surprised he's bounced as high as he has, to be fair.

We managed without it for decades, and even when we had it, most of the best players that came "through" it were 14 year Olds who'd been booted out other teams youth set up. Which begs the question why we were spending so much in the first place. We now should be keeping an eye for those cast offs and developing them. f**k spending a fortune so we can develop our own guys, when they always turn out to be a Shep or O'Hara.

That was the bulk of the people complaining at the time, too.