DeeBairn

It's basically a top ten of what happens when people are unable to back up their ego with a suitable level of knowledge and ability. Sadly continuing to this day, where we have a board that are good in ideas, but shite at execution.

We'll sign Anton Rodgers on a deal to the end of the season then get a couple of Celtic starlets on loan in january and it'll be the biggest coincidence since Morton lost 10 nil to Hamilton.

The one that springs to mind is Newcastle, when they had Dennis Wise doing the job, didn't work out well. No manager will stand for being told he can't sign a player. The Director of Football is there to work with the scouts and present a list of players TO the manager. It's the manager that should be getting the final say. To do it any other way is utter madness.

There'd be no point. We're cleat more shit. At least so far. Easy days at this point, but the only thing on the horizon at the moment are more clouds. I'm sure there's a few countries around the world where they basically take whatever points you earn over the season away and you go down with 0. Though it's entirely possible I'm knackered and hallucinate that. Good fucking idea though.

I hear we are signing Richard Briers on a 2 year deal to play the enforcer alongside him. Happy days. James Bolam out on one wing, Rodney Bewes on the other.

Just isn't cricket, old boy. What?

So would I, if you were docked 20 points, we may just manage to finish above you. Maybe

Nobody. I made a joke and BA shat himself.

This whole argument has happened because I jokingly suggested that we go into admin to punt our shit squad. You Fifers are a touchy bunch.

This.

Isn't he a midfielder? I thought he was a striker, my bad. Point still stands, even though slightly modified. Another player that doesn't score isn't much kop. Hope he can pick out a slide rule pass as that's about the only way our strikers will score. I hate being this negative but f**k, it's about all there is left.

It's the total lack of goals that worries me more than anything. He has the playing experience I guess, but on paper he doesn't look much better than what we have already. If we sign him, we can but hope he finds goals in him.

Surely fucking not..

And yet, the with the exception of Gretna, who would have been screwed either way, given they had no funding left, pretty much every club has come through and survived, if not thrived. Didn't say it was easy, or right, I said it had benefitted the clubs involved. Meaningless anyway, as we would undoubtedly f**k the paperwork up and go straight into liquidation.

Not been in here for a chuckle in a while. Are we now suggesting that Rangers are sending the kitman to the Costa to stock up on fake kits via a gentleman doing business from a beach towel? If so, that's peak Sevco.

Enlighten us, oh wise one as to why dumping millions in debt in exchange for a couple of hard seasons wasn't ultimately to the benefit of your club?

Seems a peak Falkirk signing then. Get him out of retirement and in at right back.

What's starting to worry me is how much longer they will want to hang around? I mean, imagine busting your arse to bring in revenue each season, only for your employer to pish it against a wall? Seems to me that anyone that good at their job would want to move on to a better run business. At that point, we are even more fecked than we are already.

Every person short of Totten and the commercial team should have their desks cleared for them.

Top banter would be waiting to see if Morton are awarded any compo, then call in the receivers. Take your penny in the pound and enjoy it. Looks like we are going down anyway, be as well as make it a laugh while we are at it.

Can't we just turn the lights off and pretend there's no one at home for the rest of the season? Even the players who were here before Hartley seem to have forgotten how to play football.

Nah, wasn't overly serious. Though with the way this season has been going, absolutely nothing this club does would surprise me in the least part.

Tell me you're taking the piss. About the second part? Aye, no chance anything is clicking.

Administration would be the easy way out of this mess. Would at least give us reason to cut some of the shite loose. Still, there's ways the prospect of everything clicking this coming game and we turn out to be magic.

Can't be any worse than the 11 that are going to get mullered by Alloa to be frank. ETA I seem to have inadvertently found myself a stalker. Any betting on what one of the Morton buffoons it is? Slowly going through every post I've made and red dotting them. Someone has had a proper meltdown over something.