SodjesSixteenIncher

Lewis Stevenson

Imagine selling a billion pound empire for £200!!!!

These **** aint loyal

smh

Three warnings. Canny mind what he said the exact wordings of what he got punted for but two of them were harsh and one was fair enough. One of the daft ones was using the word/s souptaker and the fair enough warning was calling Cowden fans banjo plucking retards or something.

Prehistoric banter.

Moving in shortly with one of my BEST FRIENDS and his fiance (FUTURE WIFE) Lisa. True story guys. Don't worry, will keep everyone posted.

Are you running Bay To Breakers this year?

You seen Boyhood yet? RichyLinks and the Hawkemeister on top form as per. The pair of genius b*****ds.

f**k man, how did I miss this before. Unbelievable fucking scenes...Danny Dyer, dat Jambo, it's just fucking perfect.

Ha sum boi. This one tickled me no end as well: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=690075581029542&set=pb.216049575098814.-2207520000.1403865170.&type=3&theater

World Cup's been boring as f**k so far, imo #AMF

Yeah think he thought my film preferences were the cry of help before a Dee Dee style breakdown. Must get him watching some Mesrine or something to show him how much I love robbing c***s and giving floozies what for.

Was explaining to my old man that there's some good European films on the go these days and gave him a few examples. He phoned me up as soon as he'd finished Oslo Aug 31st to see if I was alright. Bit awkies.

Note the word "accidentally". As Skweezy and me circa 2003 proves, the difference between deliberate and accidentally looking racist is LOLs.

That's not far off how I became buds with one of my top bois, no lie. Were bonding by throwing food out the bus window on a 2nd year school trip and one of us accidentally launched a banana right onto the windscreen of some black guy's car on the motorway. The lols created an unbreakable bromance.

#Costoflivingcrisis

#BEANZ

Low* The fact that they've cast some wee laddy who grows up to look just like Hawke slightly freaks me nut right out though.

Worrying that a Linkylats/Hawke production will be pretentious is like worrying that the football on Sunday will be of a loe standard. It's an absolute certainty but I'm still definitely watching it.

Aye you canny be watching c***s succesfully wooing the burds with a ukulele and not even it out with some LADfiction.

The third one of they Spanish Apartment films got US distribution a few months back. Already English subtitled torrents floating about http://tiny.cc/fed8dx