well fan for life

That announcement coupled with FF VII coming out has got me harder than a slab of granite.

Uche to turn up thinking he's the ticket. Ivan Drago to come off the Motherwell bench, fold him with a body combination and score the winner.

I'm critical of Steelmen Online as it's generally a load of folk howling at the moon. The Casagolda thread, however. Well that's some of the best content the internet has ever seen.

It was an absolutely surreal time. I mind walking in to Fir Park every week wondering whether we'd score 3 or 4 regardless of the opposition. Higdon was like watching someone play FIFA on too easy a setting for a whole season.

The big man spent that whole season kicking centre halfs about like empty fag packets. I mind McPake calling him a fat b*****d just before half time against Hibs which only seemed to anger Higdon who spent the following 45 minutes setting about him like a super heavyweight. Following up a season scoring every week by getting lifted for being a steaming riot after scooping the award makes Michael Higdon the ultimate footballing icon imho.

You're talking about in world football, right?

I agree with this. Samson must have only played 30-40 games for us across his time and I can think of a frightening number of blunders that cost us games. There were occasions where I started to wonder if he actually had hands in those gloves or were they, in fact, lettuce leaves.

I was chuffed with the announcement of Mario Maker 2. But Links Awakening remaster? Just fucking take my money.

I'm, quite frankly, still reeling from the revelation that Lee Hollis wore two different boots. The lower end of that list of keepers is the stuff of nightmares. I'll give Dubordeaux a pass for his one ridiculous performance against Rangers but Hollis, Neilsen, Fraser, Samson and Meldrum were absolutely stinking. I'd put Dean Brill in as an honorary mention despite never playing for us. He rocked up to Fir Park about 4 stone overweight.

He was shite but I can think of about 4 who were definitely worse.

Fully upgraded Spitfire is the best gun in this game. Absolute stopper.

I'm convinced we now own Dens Park tbh.

Got my first win earlier. Definitely much easier when you’re on chatting with a party. Such an impressive game.

£28 to sit in that shitey corner behind a pillar. It's a pass from me.

Slowly getting more used to how this works. Lifeline & Gibraltar are my favourite classes. Still wonder how I can launch a full clip into someone and not get a knockdown then they absolutely shred through my fully purple armour from about 500 yards.