supermik

There was a guy calling himself Sanka that used to write in a Jamaican accent on the east of Scotland thread, was quite amusing to read his posts. It was quite clever.

Been told this is in the running for Christmas present. Death is incoming..

Navitimer. End of.

Haddock should be the rightful winner. (Cod can stay in the fuckin sea)

If it had been Aniston, I would still be trying the kiss of life…

Mickey Mouse decision.. Fury should give Wallin a rematch long before he gets a Usyk challenge.

Opening Ceremony. Rap music, the C is silent…

Bakole the Beast. Thought the ref could have come in a few punches sooner.

Gangster Dave Courtney has killed himself.

She is walking with her back legs like they are on tip toes. Sadly she has no control over her back end. Luckily she has no diarrhoea so the clean up is quite easy.

She died just a month after diagnosis!

Oohh you little tease!!

Lee del

My favourite wee psychotic Pug has developed Degenerative Myelopathy.

Think your dog is out to get you.

The steaks from Lidl and Aldi are excellent quality and taste.

I would have been there but my tag wouldn’t allow it!!

How many people turned up?

Got no dog in this fight, but, every Israeli that I have ever had the misfortune to meet have been total thundercunts.

Watched the film when it first came out in the old Edinburgh Odeon. I got such a fright at the end that I actually dived over the seats in front of me.

My retirement lasted about five weeks, the longest that I had ever been away from school/work since 1979. Spent most of it either sleeping or lazing around in front of the television. Death was coming fast. Ended up with the choice of divorce or back to work! Work was the cheaper/healthier option…

Hamas = c***s. Israel = Slightly Bigger c***s.

Nice wee loyalty bonus for Raheem whilst at Man City. Wonder how much Chelsea offered him to tempt him there?

Don’t worry Billy Bunter, the eternal schoolboy on here. My comments were not directed at you. Feel free if your ego is upset though.