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Eric Cantona

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About Eric Cantona

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  • Birthday 24/05/1966

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    Manchester United, France and the beauty of art
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  1. cheerio from chigsy

    I am the King of course..... I find that not knowing is part of the fun. Would a dolphin dance in the sea if he knew a whale was about to lunge and eat him? Would a snail be so ponderous if he knew a foot was hovering above his frail armour with cruel intent? We need ignorance to enjoy ourselves, If we knew everything we'd be like the wise owl, able to turn our head 360 degrees and able to talk to all things, but forever alone and hunting mice? Non, I prefer a ripe steak on the banks of the Seine than a mouse Merci my flumpy friend! This has been noted my fine friend Non, I speak the words we all possess, but like a mild case of the diarrhoea everyone is afraid to let it out. If you let it flow then you'll feel better, and be able to enjoy your tea again
  2. Horrific club photos

    Sanglante magnifique.... I would start rambling about how the beauty of these women can only be matched by the beauty of an eagle soaring through the sky without a care in the world, but my brain's filled with the thoughts of an ungodly nature and I think I should leave now.. mon Dieu
  3. Do not worry, Eric, I have your back. I'm on your side.

  4. You're a visionary. Wonderful.

  5. Tell no-one, The McCole must stay hidden...

  6. I agree, the child touchers should be covered by gunge! And then fed to the cats.. It's the Circle of Life..

  7. Your a wise man, i welcome into my inner circle. Congratulations...

  8. If you have only one passion in life and you pursue it to the exclusion of everything else, it becomes very dangerous. When you stop doing this activity it is as though you are dying. The death of that activity is a death in itself.

  9. My greatest thank you for the welcome back comment, you have my respect

  10. It's good to have you back, sir.

  11. My issues are all as pressing as each other. Not one ranks above the other, much like the ranking systems of ferrets in the wild, the one with the sharpest teeth takes my attention until i am safe

  12. I am CANTONA! I never give up........