Humf

Cue "sorry I was trying to climb off your mum" quote from Wawa

I'm starting to doubt how much jacko believes in his own guarantee

Hartley in the paper saying it doesn't look like one that will keep him out for weeks. #prayforgreg

Good lad

There was a twat behind me in the Derry on Saturday that was like that with Kane Hemmings

Considering we're mainly looking at free transfers or loans then tonight's deadline doesn't apply

The ball boys wouldn't even turn up for 4k a week mate

Stevie May signing for Dundee would be an absolute joy for the following reasons (and in the order they would amuse me) 1. The rage from tannadice 2. The tears from Perth 3. The quality he'd bring to the squad. In saying that I'm under no illusions about how there is absolutely no chance whatsoever that this will ever happen.

Nah the mainstand's pish. It's got to be the new Matty SuperDerry

Tankulic has definitely pumped Derry Boys Mrs. Or he's at least added her on Facebook which is the beginning. Chill son. Let nature take its course.

It's a known fact that the tannadice media team are a dab hand at putting icing upon a dogshit. Everything's rosy nothing to see here etc...

The simple answer to that is he starts and Ross/Low/Ferry drop out. Anyway do you really think Hartley wants to be on the touch line listening to McGowan moaning to get on for 60/70 mins?

Fully expect Thomson to miss the first 2 weeks of pre season after pulling up in the kit launch

He obviously heard the administration tractors rumbling from Perth and thought he'd lay low for a bit before confirming ikechi anya and the boy higdon. And probably Bob Harris because he's not been mentioned yet

Up there with the most ridiculous P&B posts ever