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^^^^Jumped out a plane after getting groomed on Jambos Kickback

Tinder is the mobile dating app for those who want to be elbow deep in a stranger within 6 hours of installing it.

Or folk could just stand by the comments they've made. Live and die by the sword and all that.

Any time I call someone a mongo, it's not because my phone was hacked, it was because the person was a mongo.

I dont think it'll get any better on Twitter for me after my Terry Butcher tweet

It's a nap she's an absolute rotter in the flesh. I'd imagine from the chest down it's all "fun house mirror" looking. Now, tell us about riding her.

Scotzine and thefootyblognet are two of the biggest fucking whoppers on Twitter

One and the same man. If I could post the turtles picture on here the gig would have been up months ago.

I had some mates with me at the time I did it so we had a Dutch-Rudder-Off

Aye he's just a laddie who doesn't know any better. Sometimes you can see he's playing up to it but he's well worth a follow for the brain farts he puts out there. Hoping my mate gets his finger out and does Craig Kringle again this year. A Twitter sensation.

Craig Pringle is a legitimate spongo. He tweeted Gabrial Marcotti once "can I get a follow I want to be journalism" I WANT TO BE JOURNALISM! TO GABRIEL MARCOTTI! He's Twitter gold. No need to interact with him or try and take the piss, he's just 100% unintentional comedy gold.

I win internet http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4669548/Jambo-scores-with-a-porn-babe.html

Looks like my Lolly Badcock 1-5 picture is going to be in a news paper tomorrow. YAS!

Some might say I tweet that picture too often. I say I don't tweet it often enough.