paranoid android

Can I be the first to ask - how much is a pint in Norway these days?

1 - I wouldn't have to look at his face. 2 - we'd likely get a better TV deal. 3 - I wouldn't have to look at his face.

Sack Doncaster.

Someone was telling me their office overlooks a clown's graveyard - probably the most terrifying thing I've ever heard - and I listen to prog rock.

I would actually agree that some of Naismith's interviews haven't been great. We'll be out of Europe in a few weeks, and McAvoy can step into the tea-making shadows.

Aliens - a great bunch of lads.

Carol Kirkwood was on tv with puppies this morning.

Fans often moan about admission prices for friendlies that are glorified training sessions. I'd like to think the club are trying to avoid fleecing the fans, but I don't think that's quite it. However, as long as Naismith is getting time to implement his ideas, I suppose that's the main thing. I'd rather be playing competitive games, even if it means early stages league cup games.

Everyone kens the script with the management/coaching arrangement. However, this does feel like the strangest pre-season ever.

Sad news, indeed.

Yesshows is a better album.

Saw Hertz beat Motherwell 3-0 at Tynecastle for my first game. In fact, we won the first five games I attended - thought I was a good luck charm. How wrong I was!

It's the worst thing that's ever been done by a human. Well, I say human...

For now? Sure.

It's hard not to like Devlin - if he can improve, that would be great - I think I read that Naismith has identified ways of getting even more of out him. We have decent numbers in midfield, so Nieuwenhof is a surprise when we really need players in other positions, but folk have said he might be better than Devlin. Even with those numbers in midfield, it's possible that Baningame and Haring could break down, and Pollock and Smith might not work out, so it's maybe not a bad idea to add in that area - probably needs freshening up, tbh.

I'm sure Devlin was a Moneyball signing - signed for his stats on transitioning the ball from mid to front. I shuddered when I heard we were signing players based on stats, but, on balance, I think Devlin has been a good singing - I do wish his use of the ball was better, though.

Another pig in a poke singing - great.

I actually reckon McGovern is a sensible signing - experienced cover and competition. I was going to suggest Jamie McDonald, mind.

Now that I know it's not a crime to offer cash for nudie pics...

My niece is in Israel just now - she says the news is out there - maybe not being officially reported as such, but widely known that it's, you know....that guy!

Has to be the worst 25.grand evert spent.

Could they do that?

Not really, no.

Could I just point out that, in addition to maximising as many home fans as possible, we also absolutely hate celtic and rangers fans, and want them nowhere near our stadium.

That was my reading of it - Grant, if he was to play, would be on the left of the 3 - possibly ahead of McKay if he doesn't buck up. I wonder if McKay is suffering from the Samson complex - get the blond hairpiece back on, ffs!