paranoid android

We need to be playing a back three at the moment, but we don't have three serviceable centre halfs, so it will be a back four. 4-2-3-1, in fact, as that's all Naismith knows. Lowrie won't play, so it's an opportchancity for some c**t else. Home win.

Nearly a week on, and there are still bits of this film that refuse to leave my head - maybe more unsettling than I thought..

I watched Superbad - quite enjoyed it.

I fucking knew someone would say that!

1979.

Midsommar. Quite long and slow, which doesn't usually bother me. Spoiler: a boy gets high, and rides a lassie. Some quite shocking scenes, and it's deliberately unsettling, but I don't think it's as disturbing as it thinks it is. Brilliant score. I totally forgot about the ****! It's good, but it's not right.

I'm actually gutted that we're no longer top of the group, which is probably a bit of a fucking cheek, given that we're in a group with Spain and Norway. Credit to Stevie Clarke and the boys.

Licorice Pizza. Not sure what to make of it, tbh - quite a fan of PTA's films. Not many likeable characters, and it felt like a budget version of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood without the violence.

Another away win - what is this witchcraft?

Aye, maybe.

I would make a change at half time - midfield probably. Haring for Denholm?

I'm not moaning (yet), but our team today is:

'Budge over' is quite good, mind.

Not much wrong with the disallowed goals. I know Clark is meant to have given Kent a shout, but, having seen the lowlights, Kent should have just cleared it, imo - an easy enough clearance, ffs - why take the risk of leaving it? Kent was also easily robbed for one of the disallowed goals, but he's the least of our worries - been a great signing, so I'm hopeful he can shake this off. Hearts are a soft touch, and predictable, as was this result.

Maybe relieve him of the captaincy?

After the motherwell game, Naismith made a big deal about the players not being brave enough to attempt risky forward passes. After the aiberdeen game, Naismith made a big deal about the players being brave enough to attempt risky forward passes. I hope to f**k he doesn't think that's all there is to it.

I feel your pain, but... Do you really need to blow the horn to point out said error? Especially when they know they’ve made a rip roaring James Hunt of it'? Folk do seem to be more aggressive when they get behind the wheel of a car, but you never know who's driving the other motor.

Four? Blimey - any more than two, and I'd be struggling.

Big win for Naismith, which I wasn't really expecting - I think Aiberdeen were rotten, though.

You're gonnae need a bigger Boht.

You never want to lose to them, but who cares? It was a friendly that might help us when we play better sides. Robertson's mistake was worse than Maguire's, but I did laugh at his own goal! f**k god and the king.

SAHB The Blue Nile Probably the Cocteau Twins Simple Minds were annoying, but they had a great sound at some point.

Funnily enough, no one though to mention that.

How every club should have a philosophy, and that every manager appointed should follow that philosophy - also, that the beautiful game comes before results.