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  1. The New MILF Thread

    Great Cannes.
  2. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?

    Young Frankenstein is on BBC2 the night at 11.35!
  3. I've quite liked Edward's hustle, tbh - he can't do much with the ball, but we won't have much of it anyway - we'll need players to press, and Edwards has loads of energy. Lee is fucked for the final, and Clare is a ghost - Edwards has a chance of starting the final - Bozanic is a similar player in that he's busy and doesn't hide - he gets on the ball more than Edwards, but doesn't do a lot with it - Bozanic often takes set pieces as well, mind.
  4. Forgotten scottish bands

    Aye - still active, apparently! Their singer had no' a bad career singing with some top rock guitarists.
  5. I've noticed a slight upsurge in positivity after celtic lost to rangers last weekend, but I just cannae see it - big difference between rangers beating celtic and us somehow managing to get our shit in shape - I just don't see it happening.
  6. Heart of Midlothian Season 2018/2019

    Not even close but he's a hibs fan, give the guy a break. No chance.
  7. Heart of Midlothian Season 2018/2019

    I think he's referring to Connor "the goal machine" Sammon and we were paying him to warm the bench at Fir Park this season. Do Sammon and Iniesta play the same position, then?
  8. Heart of Midlothian Season 2018/2019

    Any c**t ken what this boy's on about?
  9. Slint

    'Ten fucking stars' is a pretty good review, mind.
  10. Oh, for f**k's sake!
  11. Slint

    Suddenly fascinated by this band. Forefathers of post-rock - two albums, and an EP, then split. Steve Albini reviewed their second album very favourably, giving it 'Ten fucking Stars!' There's a documentary here:
  12. All things Dundee FC

    Neil McCann pretending he's not absolutely fucking cheesing at this news.
  13. Sevco v the 8 times CHAMPIONS

    In the past, the police have instructed referees to avoid dishing out cards wherever possible - only in this fixture, mind, and there's nothing remotely unfair about that - nope.
  14. Bands With Horrible Frontmen

    I was told that the guys in Van Morrison's band used to hate the c**t so much that they'd have his harmonicas up there arses before gigs. Really hope that's true.
  15. Bands With Horrible Frontmen

    Love these sort of stories!
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