Breaking Decency

Actually PLEASE do that. It'll be hilarious. JUST DON'T MENTION THE ENGAGEMENT! Get everyone from here I have as facebook friends to post something up

I thought I better put some kind of 'disclaimer' up!

Also we haven't told friends or family yet, so shh! to those I have on Facebook!

SHe's Norwegian, and over there the wife takes a double barreled name. I can't wait to see her sign the back of a credit card with the length of mine too 16 letters without the hyphenation or whatever...

Nearly bottled it, she's a final year medical student and was called in to work the nightshift at the last moment. She was miserable so I thought that if I popped in during in her break and did it then it'd cheer her up no end. And it did

Going to pop the question to the missus tomorrow night. Absolutely crapping it.

RobRoyGuy's response to that post is amazing. What's he going to do, give you a vigilante style beat down?

If they leave the app running in the background, then they'll still appear as logged in. I don't know if this is for you or someone you're trying to contact, but if you want to logout, press the cog icon on the top left of the screen and hit Logout.

Got this sent as a PM on Facebook from an American living in Prague that I have no connection to: "Ah, what a wonderful time of the year, to memorialize the birth of our savior. Christmas, the birth of Jesus and for our secular friends a day of giving but still celebrating the birth of our savior, which deep in our hearts we know to be the real reason for the day. Why not take this time to renew your faith, or begin your faith by recognizing your sinful nature and asking God for forgiveness. He will forgive you and then promise you eternal life. There is no gift more valuable than the promise of being reunited with your loved ones in the presence of God." Merry Christmas to those of you that aren't a c**t like this guy above.

"Other names Jogger's nipple is also known as runner's nipple, surfer's nipple, red eleven, raver's nipple, big Q's, red nipple, weightlifter's nipple and gardener's nipple, or nipple chafe. There are similar colloquial terms for almost any activity that can result in the condition." Maybe you've been raving a bit too hard?

The entire Kilmarnock support looks of school age?

A lack of Butter makes people say strange things. Maybe.

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It's not a keyboard slip. It'll be how they pronounce it and think it's spelt.

Things like cremation urns aren't allowed.

I can recommend them too, used to use them to book hotels when they were called Octopus Travel. Massive discounts.

I ended up getting a green parka from H&M later on that day for £55 (no idea why I didn't mention that in the first post). They had a few colours - black and brown as well as others. No fur on the hood though, if that matters to you.

I usually hate the idea of buying something in Topman, but my girlfriend took me in the other day and they had a pretty cool green one. I'm not sure how much it will be with you as clothes are usually more expensive here, but it worked out at about £65. It's on their website (I can't be arsed finding it for you, sorry).

Most of my mates are on Football365. 4chan.

What? Okay then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ItSe4Q-gw

Yes and yes.

Bumpity bump. No advance on this?