Breaking Decency

High class wine bottle opening: Wrap it in a dishcloth and smash it off your cast iron bath a few times, then drive a serrated blade knife into the cork. Turn until the wine corks itself and the knife goes straight through your thumb. Time to buy a corkscrew I think.

Thanks everyone. People who get it more than once have short term survival -quite often as little as three months ;/

I don't want to go on and on about it but the Gliablastoma in my head where I had the tumour seems to be coming back. I get results in a week, but I'm trying to stay positive and keep thinking it's fatty tissue. A bit of an annoyance is I've had such a great last few months, possibly the happiest I've been in about ten years. The worst bit is with the type of cancer are rate it reoccurs I doubt I have more than five years to live.

I think porn spam accounts make up about 1/3 of my followers.

He was German and quite rough with me...

Of course they will hurt! They're moving your teeth. I can't remember how long before i got used to them as it was eleven years ago, but i do remember getting the shite ripped out of me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwDvE4YWORQ

I owe £19000 in unpaid taxes.

Quick bit o' spam Free EP!

Do you have Twitter young Scotty Tunbridge?

I'd love to see the uptime stats for Twitter. It really must be <90%.

Nizzy and Prospekt to DJ at P&B Fives 2012

As the only foreigner in the building (other than the Americans who have just moved in next door) I am being blamed for the following: - Not locking the door to the building which locks itself - Putting pizza boxes in the wheelie bins (where else should I put them) - In their (the building co-operative) words "there's been a lot of people going up and down in the lift and we don't know why" - eg. I'm a foreigner so I must be some crazy drug dealing warlord. You even have to keep your voice down whilst walking past police officers now, because if they hear you speak English they ask for your passport - and if you don't have it on you - instant £70 fine. A photocopy is meant to do, but not to those skinheads in disguise. The xenophobia in this country is insane. I've lived here for five years and try to keep to myself.

Skrillex is my idol

Simply, contact their support dept. they're very quick to reply.

Cheers man

Oh and btw, she went a bit weird about the baby congrats posts on my Facebook

Thanks everyone for the congratulations

Yeah, that's why No harm done.

I've created an evil here, and I'm not just on about the kid.

I'll get some angry phone call in an hour so but I'll just claim I have a new DJ toy or something

L4L is the only one to offer congrats on the new arrival

I'n on it now. Mainly conversations with DJs and shitty banter - @TheProspektus