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STOP! GIF TIME okay, carry on...

If I read another post about attendances I'll scratch my eyes out. WHO. THE. f**k. CARES? Hampden will, at worst, be 99% full on Saturday.

After seven minutes reading that Rangers forum I came to the conclusion that the only solution is compulsory sterilisation. I can't help but think a world with fewer of those knuckle-dragging mouth breathers would be an infinitely better one.

I'm tickled by that second point for two reasons: 1) the laughable idea they could get their mitts on 50 tickets 2) that they are likening their entirely self-inflicted plight to the cause of universal suffrage. They are truly beyond parody and their pain warms the cockles of my cold, black heart. As a Hearts fan, I'm contractually obliged to provide a GIF with 75% of posts so here goes:

Remember the time Hibs came within minutes of winning the league? Me neither.

Only ten days to go now kids....

I would like to take this opportunity to express my deepest and most sincere desire to see Glasgow Rangers Football Club vanish from the face of the Earth. It's funny, you dream of moments like this and when they actually happen, you almost don't know what to say. So I'll just continue to derive an obscene amount of mirth from the situation. Tee hee

What. The. f**k. Please tell me they did this for a bet/charity! I can't fathom a world in which anyone who is not either blind or has severe learning disabilities can possibly think that is a good look. It defies any semblance of logic or reason that a person could do that to themselves in an effort to appear attractive. This photo encapsulates absolutely everything that is wrong with society and has upset me. Deeply.