I'm tickled by that second point for two reasons:
1) the laughable idea they could get their mitts on 50 tickets
2) that they are likening their entirely self-inflicted plight to the cause of universal suffrage.
They are truly beyond parody and their pain warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.
As a Hearts fan, I'm contractually obliged to provide a GIF with 75% of posts so here goes: