Fraser Fyvie

Doidge to dive for a pelanty please.

Porto strolling it

You see, the thing with GBP is you're basically just hoping someone will buy it off you for more than you paid for it before the music stops and it eventually crashes to zero. I just prefer to hold more stable assets like bitcoin I guess.

The problem with GBP is its just a ponzi with infinite supply and no intrinsic value. Looks like the bubble is finally bursting.

The McCrorie one is one of the most blatant penalties you'll see. He sees the ball coming then bats it away with an outstretched arm. Guess Goodwin didn't have a good view of it or something.

"He cheats, and he laughs about it"

Doesn’t hurt as much as getting pumped 3-1 amarite

James Michael Goodwin

Having a couple of pints in the Harp and you know who just walked in? None other than todays match official David Dickinson. We made eye contact and I gave him a wink, he promptly returned the favour. Nothing sinister of course, just enjoying his Saturday evening in the local.

Bringing Jair Tavares on just to take the piss.

Pumped

Four? That’s insane.

I love seeing Hearts lose. It’s become my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Them losing is the only reason I’m still alive. I was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.

Gushing about group stage football all summer and can’t even sell out your first game

Tavernier got turned too easily there. Strike though.

The 2022/23 UEFA Champions League, sponsored by Heineken, Mastercard, and Playstation (among others) returns tonight, and I for one am aroused at the thought of this. Which games are we looking forward to watching? Personally I'll be steering clear of small teams like Maccabi Haifa, FC København, Celtic and Rangers and will instead focus my attention on the real traditional elite European franchises. You know who I'm talking about here. Your Chelseas, your Manchester Citys, your Paris Saint-Germains. The real heavyweights of the European game. Enjoy this bonanza of association football wherever you're watching from because it only comes around once a year. See you on the other side!

Livarpool getting the decisions again.

Ian Gordon HSC

Well you’re taking Doidge because that’s what we’re giving you. Unlucky.

Strike

Keysey spitting facts IMO. Arteta is irritating as f**k. Would hate to be the opposing manager listening to his screeching for 90 minutes.