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I bought my nephew a jigsaw for his birthday. The little bugger managed to plug it in and cut off three of his fingers...
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I was genuinely shocked yesterday when I witnessed a woman being denied service until she removed her Burka. I was about to complain to the manager about the lack of cultural insensitivity until I remembered I was in a hairdressers.
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I've just found out the founder of eBay has died. He had a quiet life, except for the last 2 minutes where everything went mental.
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I put my head between my knees and move forward... That's just the way I roll..
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool..
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So that's 20 years since Nirvana's "Nevermind" was released in the UK. I tell you what; that Kurt Cobain was an oppionated lad, always willing to shoot his mouth off...
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As troops battle for Gaddafi's home town reports are coming in that he's slipped into Jordan. Seriously is there anyone Katie Price won't shag?
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So I was stopped on the street and tapped up for charity. "£3 will buy water, food and clothing for a child in the 3rd world, that's just the price of a sandwich", he said. And true enough, it does make you think. £3 for a fucking sandwich?
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Met an old friend the other day and asked him what he was doing. "Feeding the unemployed, destitute and mentally handicapped of the country", he said. "Ooh, you work for a charity?" I asked. He replied, "No, I'm a chef at Wetherspoons."
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I wish I could tell jokes, but I always punch up the fųck line...
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A friend has been sacked from being a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't believe it but once I saw his house all the signs were there...
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I bought my young nephew a jigsaw for his birthday recently. Imagine my surprise to find out he had plugged it in and cut all his fingers off...
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler model a while back, but every now and then it falls apart.