SEETHING

Rangers EGM on the Ibrox pitch, stat.

The Ryan McGivern Era would like a word with you, surely.

Chortle.

Why was St Boo’s gameplan “give the ball to McMenamince” for the entire second half? He’s the worst winger since Wilfried Ouefio.

Good for Everton imo.

With a normal, non-toddler manager, Christie and Patterson would be playing themselves out of a squad place here.

Can I just commend the significant number of you who clearly recognise Motherwell's place as being CONSIDERABLY below Hearts in football/life's pecking order.

I've been Oda's biggest critic (it helps that I am a MASSIVE racist) but not a chance should we be punting him on recent form.

Dundee’s legendarily efficient admin department strikes again.

I, for one, would bravely sacrifice my ticket in the interests of a fellow Hearts man increasing his chance of a ride.

I just hope that Football is the real winner.* *(football will win if Aberdeen are relegated)

Aberdeen are well on their way to Leven the Premiership.

Hearts legend already.

That Sylla boy in midfield for Dundee has had a decent game.

We did the “hope Rangers go to penalties in Europe shortly before this big cup game at Hampden” thing a couple of years ago, and it was fucking dire in the end. Don’t have the energy to get my hopes up in that context again. Routine Berrz win.

^^^ literally Tony Benn.

Are Morton fans always this easily riled? I will inform Mrs SEETHING of your disparaging comments about our overpriced but sprawling Edinburgh pile. re. the Hearts goal - why didn't any of the Morton players kick Baningime into next week as he was striding through the centre of the pitch? For a team so well-versed in the Dark Arts that seemed like a real missed opportunity.

Never in doubt. Not for a fraction of a split-second were the Good Guys (Hearts) in danger of anything other than a comfortable victory. What an embarrassment Morton are. Chucking themselves to the floor at every opportunity, praying for throw-ins to fling aimlessly towards their cast of lumbering oafs in the box. Hopefully they can be retrospectively ejected from the Scottish Cup for sullying it with their odious presence. DELIGHTED that I can once again forget that they exist.

You can stop Jorge Grant from playing 75% of the time by virtue of just turning up tbf.

For the record, I hope he's out. Hubris aside, the prospect of Toby Sibbick starting in defence for Hertz vs any competent striker gives me the fear. If Hearts go with the same team that faced Celtic, with Gordon in for Clark and Tait in for Nieuwenhof, I'd be happy.

Gosh, I hope we're not caught cold by (at best) half-fit eight-goal superstar "George Oakley". Wonder if Joma will force him to play a la Nike forcing Ronaldo to play in the 1998 World Cup Final.

Hibs pumped out the Scottish Cup, in "Game Of Shame"-esque disciplinary meltdown, AND Martin Boyle hospitalised?

A lengthy cup run could be dangerous for Aberdeen; surely they want to focus on their relegation battle?

"Like they say, you only get one shot in life" Imagine Imrie's delight when he discovers that the Scottish Cup is contested literally every single year.