SEETHING

They didn't though, did they.

Feel bad for you cretinous neutrals who watched that. No incidents to get excited about. Hertz played for penalties from the start, didn't quite get there. That's about it. Offered nothing, got nothing. Neilson out. Ra Berrz' fitness levels are extremely impressive.

Would graciously accept a forfeit from Rangers FC following their humiliating defeat tonight.

There’s still time to do this, friends.

Why have you idiots ruined this OTHERWISE EXCELLENT thread by turning it into some sort of general Hearts discussion, post juggernaut season?

Rename this thread "St Mirren Defeat Thread (featuring Heart of Midlothian)" immediately please. Beni and the Tynecastle Jets will see off the SIMD basement-dwellers with ease.

Told you we'd win comfortably.

Think about that old Dennis Wyness song - "he used to be shite, but now he's alright". Now invert it.

Pretty sure I could run rings around Pele these days tbf.

In fairness, value for money wise, this thread has been the best on this site ever IMO. ^^^ didn't read the Hearts juggernaut thread(s) imo

Thinking sadly about the dichotomy of Elixir: he's really wanting all this Covid nonsense to go away, while simultaneously loving the P&B Covid thread more than his own family.

We can only hope m8. Have always thought of Hibernian FC as "The Leith Variant" in any event, so it wouldn't surprise me if the third-world conditions in east Edinburgh give rise to a more infectious strain.