SEETHING

Why have you idiots ruined this OTHERWISE EXCELLENT thread by turning it into some sort of general Hearts discussion, post juggernaut season?

Rename this thread "St Mirren Defeat Thread (featuring Heart of Midlothian)" immediately please. Beni and the Tynecastle Jets will see off the SIMD basement-dwellers with ease.

Told you we'd win comfortably.

Think about that old Dennis Wyness song - "he used to be shite, but now he's alright". Now invert it.

Pretty sure I could run rings around Pele these days tbf.

In fairness, value for money wise, this thread has been the best on this site ever IMO. ^^^ didn't read the Hearts juggernaut thread(s) imo

Thinking sadly about the dichotomy of Elixir: he's really wanting all this Covid nonsense to go away, while simultaneously loving the P&B Covid thread more than his own family.

We can only hope m8. Have always thought of Hibernian FC as "The Leith Variant" in any event, so it wouldn't surprise me if the third-world conditions in east Edinburgh give rise to a more infectious strain.

I've just booked a wee staycation for Mrs SEETHING's birthday in Perth and Kinross (I know, but needs must) in October, so if there are any new travel restrictions at that point Mrs Sturgeon will have to answer to me personally.

Can one of you infectious disease experts please rubbish the above thread so that I can go back to barely giving a f**k about Covid any more. Thanks.

I feel robbed of seeing thousands of greeting Hibs fans at Hampden today. Not a single green scarf on the pitch either.

No matter where you come from and whoever you support, you’ve got to be delighted for The Binn Group today.

CONGRATULATIONS TO SAINT JOHNSTONE FC FROM YOUR MANY FRIENDS IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL.

You should all feel thoroughly ashamed that this Hearts side has strolled your pathetic league.