JamboMikey

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read.

The festival is great, it’s just far too busy now. Weird being in Edinburgh during August without it though.

Always found it weird as f**k that the bird in Big shags Tom Hanks even though she knows he’s a 9 year old.

Good job we're loaded

I'm not seeing 'thank you' anywhere there.

Don't think it should be the responsibility of Hearts to stop shite wee clubs like St Mirren going bust but I suppose Mrs Budge knows best.

The Gorgie Boyce is in town

Every Hibs fan on here is obsessed and seething. Can't go 3 posts in a Hearts thread without some water on the brain Hibs simpleton posting a shitey wee picture of Jack Ross.

Adolf Eichmann, Sirhan Sirhan and Harvey Weinstein. Esteemed company indeed.

He was pish and would never have scored goals at this level. Should be thanking his lucky stars he got 1 appearance, never mind 17.

Dunno why you wouldn't post about your personal life on here. There's folk that will have known each other through P&B for well over a decade. Roasting f**k out each other about football and other stuff is fine but slagging someone off about losing their child/addiction is sociopath behaviour.

^ Taken from the Club Dece handbook.

Take Bert Trautmann in nets with a broken neck at this point.

Goalie?

I mean, there's some fairly valid reasons to hate Alex Salmond...

Really hope I never see either of them attempting to play football again.

Daniel Stendel ruining Glenn Whelan's Christmas day is the best bit of Hearts related news for quite some time.