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Zen Archer (Raconteur)

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    That's the least of your worries, apparently.
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    Fucking snitch.
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    ^^^^^ Big boned, myopic with alopecia.
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    She's got some balls* *can I say that?
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    And now, half an hour of bland TV for people that don't want too much excitement.
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    A woman on Radio Scotland saying Irish Dancing is a 'sport'
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    You'll be missed by your 6 colleagues come pantomime season.
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    I recall reading some KC or other on Twitter stating strict liability inferring 'if it can be published in Scotland it's as good as being said in Scotland'
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    Can everyone get out now?
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    Next time get him to bake special brownies to celebrate The Netherlands.
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    Only an army veteran could show KFC how to make gravy under gunfire.
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    It's funny how Jesus dies on a different date every year.
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    Scott Brown has changed.
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    *Does it pop but not release? I had that on a previous car, bonnet popped just enough to get WD40 on the catch, worked loose after some *fiddling about. *go on then.
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    £80!!!
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    Chucky has lost a bit of weight, even his fingers look like wee willie winkie sausages. King Charles' 'great sadness' over missing Maundy service - BBC News
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    Good Friday you say...
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    Pilate error.
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    Saturday mate, just wait and see.
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    I'm glad we've learned the lesson after the fate of the Titanic. Accidental analogy.
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