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  1. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    A wee tip. Remember, whilst entering a room the way the door opens. While exiting, it works the other way. i.e. Push, Pull.
  2. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    It looks like a scene from Midnight Cowboy.
  3. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Fixed
  4. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Flowers, Wine, Johnnies. Definitely no cooking utensils/ food processors etc.
  5. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    A joint burrial would certainly save money.
  6. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I see, you try to appease me with abnornalities, sadly I have seen past your techniches, courtesy of my CIA training. Shortly, you will receive a knock at the door, from some chap proclaiming, " Your Knicked" etc.
  7. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Do not flatter yourself. From what your freinds tell me, your'e a "MINGER"
  8. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    You are grooming me are'nt you? Is that supposed to be peace or Perve? Do you have stumpy fingers?
  9. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    This is an improvement, now point it in the direction of a vagina, I'm sure the member will do the rest. Fact, The bellend has fanny batter receptors, ( similar to taste buds ), Anyhow you'll get there. Back of the net.
  10. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Sorry, missed the bit where you said you were a virgin. IRONY YAWN, BACK AT YA
  11. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I'll paint a picture, if I may. Women moaning, predominantly has f**k All to do with sex. "Clicking" of case being closed.
  12. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I take it you have never been married/ in a relationship. That's the before and after reference, BTW.
  13. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is that like sensual sex?
  14. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    A few tips here I think. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/124114-gypsy-weddings/
  15. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Just like the youth bands at the Mod, they're all Kiddie Fiddlers.
  16. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I was in Milan about 6 years ago, and went to an Italian Resaurant on the outskirts. The guys I was with, walked into, then out of the restaurant, only to go back in again.(Confused). Turned out, all of the staff were Chineese. Still had a 34 though.
  17. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Some folk are just full of innuendos.
  18. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Soldiers in WW1 used urine to treat Trench Foot. I hope you don't have a mouth ulcer.
  19. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I went out with a girl with five legs,.........Her knickers fitted like a glove. I'l get my coat.
  20. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    My understanding is that his New Jersey accent wasn't good enough an required remodeling. Just something I remember reading a few years ago.
  21. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Tequilla slammers, seen to be the only way at the moment.
  22. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Not if you are in the Dunfermline P.O. area, they are so useless, they pass the mail to Afghanistan for sorting. Sill receiving XMAS cards.
  23. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Trust me as someone who is 0/2 with wives. Make the most of it. My first wife stopped talking to me for a week, I thought I was going deaf.
  24. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Isn't that what you get from the Queen when your 100.
  25. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I appreciate the feed back.
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