Zen Archer (Raconteur)

F*** me but I'm getting it tight on here the noo.

Gave it my best shot Zen....but despite my best efforts....Sat-Nav could not nail Mink Hollow Road...is it near The Duchess perchance........I also believe in sky-fairies.

Can somebody tell me how to edit my signature, where is the button? Cheers

First ever visit to the Indrodill @ Recreation Park (Alloa Athletic FC) https://t.co/WthwQQsxko

The thought of work next week is killing me like, only one thing on my mind✈ï¸â˜€ï¸ðŸ»

Chills🎧💤

Had a great night with the first minister @NicolaSturgeon and @JoanMcAlpine in Annan !!! #BothVotesSNP https://t.co/Lp2ha4Ngny

Up the hammersâš’ https://t.co/NthmFyjHzj

Stop looking at my profile, Throbber.

I am the egg man

Make your own pizza for dinner, superbðŸ•ðŸ‘

Does anyone still read these?

Are you a horse?

Quality supporting the richest club in Scotland.

Ricky - is that you?

HERE LIES MA HEART ! IN BITS

When people have a funny nose, how fucking difficult is it to use a tissue instead of snotting up every 5 fucking seconds?

Less than a week to go until the first freindly, close season has flown in.

After much rage this year about the ICE report and my dissertation supervisor it's been confirmed that I've managed to get myself a 2:2. Didn't seem likely at times so I'll take it.

Knulle Celtic og uflaks til sin nye leder ronny Deila.

Watching the original King Kong. Love the way he just casually nabs women from their bedrooms. "Aye, she'll do."

Playing scramble late at night always fun and a game to use your head than the actual dictionary:-? It's mental 

Boy on Pie & Bovril described Hamiltons away stand as Takeshis Castle :-D

Anyone in Dunfermline or close by fancy partaking in the consumption of intoxicating liquor this evening ?

Won £59 on a Fife Flyer. YASSS !