Zen Archer (Raconteur)

Ronnie Tutt: 'Legendary' Elvis Presley drummer dies at 83 - BBC News

Please give it up. The East of Scotland Football League have them registered as Inverkeithing Hillfield Swifts. Inverkeithing Hillfield Swifts - Club directory - East of Scotland Football Association & League (eosfl.com)

I left some uncomplimentary remarks on their Twitter feed. I got blocked.

McLean came over to make sure there was no damage to the flag.

If you call Rovers lager and add lime, that'll be Rovers tops.

f**k all.

Great game today, Arbroath deserved a consolation goal tbf. McLean was his usual look at me with his officiating, just a pity he couldn't control the visitors dugout. Strung out like a tenement washing line, I swear Dick was standing outside the carwash up the street at one point.

I think this is when John Sim entered the fray.

The last time Accies gave this much away it was to a Nigerian.

It's a piece of piss to go three up on Hamilton...

I do believe the marque in question was an Uno.

That's some happy ending.

Aberdeen FC | Ethan Ross Joins Raith Rovers (afc.co.uk)

She'll be walking around like a scarecrow for a fortnight.

I love the smell of chlorofo...............

RRFC Red Zone Update October 2021 | Raith Rovers FC

Pastor Said He Was Sucking Demons Out of Men He Sexually Assaulted, Lawsuit Claims (newsweek.com)

The motorists are doing it wrong. They should turn their cars round and give them 3000 rpm from their exhausts, they'll soon f**k off after that.

Ooft, knew 5, scored 9/10 Quiz 175 - British Comedy Quiz - British Comedy Guide

The TA ripping the pish with #It's Heartache#

Did it hit his chest Ally?

I recall simpler times when a snob was someone who got out of the bath to go to the toilet.

Crocker getting ELO wrong.