I see, you try to appease me with abnornalities, sadly I have seen past your techniches, courtesy of my CIA training.
Shortly, you will receive a knock at the door, from some chap proclaiming, " Your Knicked" etc.
This is an improvement, now point it in the direction of a vagina, I'm sure the member will do the rest.
Fact, The bellend has fanny batter receptors, ( similar to taste buds ), Anyhow you'll get there.
Back of the net.
I was in Milan about 6 years ago, and went to an Italian Resaurant on the outskirts.
The guys I was with, walked into, then out of the restaurant, only to go back in again.(Confused).
Turned out, all of the staff were Chineese.
Still had a 34 though.