Zen Archer (Raconteur)

We are all Tom McB

At last, competitive football is back.

Looking forward to the new season.

Less than a week to go until the first freindly, close season has flown in.

3 years today since Ronnie Coyle passed away.

Keep on budget Rovers, do this.

Mumsnet babes, when you get your shape back PM me.

Shit starts for real tomorrow, come on the Raith.

East Stirlingshire in the next round please.

Finaly, real football is back, can't wait.

Ten weeks off, football tonight, can't wait.

The Witch is back.

I hate working 'til one in the morning.

Now that your head is out of the sand, I wish you well.

Well done to Thistle, don't stumble at the finishing line.

Thanks to the Subcrawl and the subsequent Karaoke, I now sound like Barry White, although I'm pleased to say I don't smell like him.

All the best to Subcrawlers tomorrow.

Great news for the Pars that ManU are coming to play. SAF has asked Scott McBride to play as a guest.

Good luck to the Pars, except on Saturday obviously.

Let's hope Partick don't like Tuesdays.

Here's hoping for three games undefeated tonight.

Well that was a waste of fucking time and money. Thanks for nothing ref.

I'm looking forward to my first visit to Dumbarton in thirty odd years.

They don't sell pies, their coffee is like drinking piss, the fare on the pitch better make up for it.

We held on today with a last minute goal to the good. Saturdays were made for this. ( the days of the week, not the pop combo, although I wouldn't kick one out of bed for farting).