Bully Wee Villa

Watch a game or two with a friend who understands the rules.

Offensive line, offensive line, offensive line, offensive line and a young Quarter Back as Cutler only has one year of his contract remaining and spends at least three games a season out with a fractured toe nail. If Urlacher goes we probably need a replacement too. Not sure we can address all that with one draft. I'd happily trade away our first round pick for a guy that's already at or close to Pro Bowl calibre on the OL. Whenever we draft somebody in that position they turn out to be shite. Forgot to mention: trade Hester.

I think they're just pro-Taylor. The news of him being a sex offender probably didn't make headlines in Das Bild.

Wales really bottled that. Would love to see Belgium win the Final. Not anti-English (I'm mostly English) just can't stand Taylor or Lewis. The way it's gone so far England will lift the trophy following a deciding leg after the Sprout-Munchers miss a dozen darts to win.

Useless fuckers! Well done Spain. This night couldn't have gone much better for In-gur-lund.

Scotland started excellently then made hard work of it. They'll still go through easily enough then lose to England with Anderson missing 17 match-winning doubles. Felt a bit sorry for the Finish bloke who was clearly put off by the crowd. Then again it's part of the game these days you have to be able to deal with it.

I prefer the American player, Hoover Spoof.

I was really pleased when I got a 180 ...dart finish.

If a BDO player signed up for Q School but failed to make the cut, could they go back to the BDO or would they have to sit the season out?

Jimmy Hendriks' intro music... The fucking Outhere Brothers. C'mon Wolfie hammer him!

Surely Jimmy Hendriks will have decent walk-on music?

Can't believe only 14 guessed Villa vs Bayern!

Pray for van Persie Taylor.

At least I know a couple of the celebrities for once. Happy to guess QP, didn't enjoy the sarcy comments about the Villa!

Always said Queens Park were pointless. :-)

Lambert doesn't like wingers anyway. We need a ball-winning central midfielder.

Hate to disagree with a fellow Villa fan but if that c**t Downing comes back to The Home of World Football there will be a be a bonfire of season tickets outside the Holte End.

Easiest £20 million we ever made.

Benteke -> Messi

Downing, Downing what's the score? ????

I think he has more than one nickname. The greedy dastardly outlaw.

I don't agree Ali's boring. Ebdon is, yes. Carter has always been an attacking player, if he wants to improve his safety play a bit I don't see the harm. I saw Ronnie turn down one or two pots he would definitely have gone for years ago. I'm not sure about "the Captain" nickname but I don't reckon they get much say over the nicknames anyway. Have heard Ronnie before moaning (just for a change) that he hates his nickname. The shittest nickname is Anthony "the Robin Hood of snooker" Hamilton. Does he rob from the rich and give to the poor? No. Is he a master of the bow and arrow? No, he's quite good with a snooker cue though. Especially in and around the black spot. Does he lead a band of Merry Men? No. Is he always performing daring raids against the local sheriff and a tyrant monarch? No again. Is he an outlaw on the run from the powers that be? Still no, I'm afraid. Is he engaged in an affair with Maid Marion? No, sorry. Is he from Nottingham? YES! And... that's it. Let's all hear it for Stephen "the Rob Roy of snooker" Maguire, Neil "the Ned Kelly of snooker" Robertson and Ali "the Steve Davis of snooker" Carter.

Hope Carter batters him. I see Ronnie is threatening to retire again. If you're gonna retire, do it. Don't keep banging on about it you attention-seeking twat.

Maybe this could be an outsider's year like when Griffiths and Johnson won it? Maybe Jamie Jones could prevail might have a fiver on it if he is doing ok by the time I get home from work.

O'Sullivan vs in-form Ebdon looks the tie of the round. They're both wankers, can they both lose please? I'd like to see Ding Junhui win. He seems a nice lad... and I think a Chinese World Champion would be good for the game.