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I don't know why I laughed at this but I did.

A guy I went to school with was known as the warrior princess due to a tv show that was on at the time and him having chronic exzema.

I'd have been all over that, Cardie. A simple "too*" under it would have been glorious

Went onto the Metacritic site to see what the aggregate score was for the game. Some of the user reviews rating it 0/10 are immensely petty. Enjoyed this one, obviously taking the piss though

Yes

PS3 is hacked to play games from hard drive downloaded from torrents etc. I will be buying it as well though before anyone takes the moral high ground. I genuinely would pay £80 for it if that was the going rate.

Been playing this since Friday night. Best game ever made. The detail of the map is mind blowing.

http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/herr_kutzParody of the Glasgow way of pronouncing hair?

Reddit users saying the map looks like one of the Turtles Cannot be unseen

It will be hoaching with wildlife for a start. Any time I play Red Dead Redemption I find myself getting sidetracked shooting birds and deer etc for ages

Xbox180 and PS4 use the same architecture as PC so the ports will be a lot easier to do and you'll see them a lot sooner. Hopefully that means they will be of higher quality. Hope to also see PC only games in the past make their way to consoles. Really want to play that Amnesia Dark Desent game

Spotted another Scottish reference

Got it Monday there and so far it's a 9/10. Playing it on hard mode. The finding stuff part isn't that difficult and I hardly use my gun. It's just too hard to pull it out and shoot before you're attacked although I'm left handed and never been that great at using right analog to aim. I just use fists, pipes, knives etc. It's much more satisfying as its violent as f**k. You can also cut about sneakin up on folk and strangle them from behind. The storyline is immense and the voice acting ka brilliant. It has you tuned in right from the start. There is a twist at the start I wasn't expecting but kinda explains the way he is later on.

Was Resident Evil the game where your player moved like a geriatric old man? It's basically Uncharted with zombies which means it will be AMAZING.

I like this big guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VY_Canis_Majoris

This has been coming up on my newsfeed since last year.

Yep

I know the girl on the left. She's from Bellshill. She's not exactly what I would describe as horrific.

I was chatting up a burd and she came out with this gem regarding her ex-boyfriend. He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. I terminated the conversation and deleted the moron.

There's not been a demo before because there's absolutely no need for it. The reviews and hype are enough to sell the game in the millions. Doesn't matter if it was platinum, you still bought it.

There will be no demo and I guarantee you buy it anyway..