Bobby Skidmarks

Took 8 minutes that.

It seems you’re worse than Hitler.

Has Marshmallo propositioned you to a punch up yet @magee84 @Flybhoy @Dave Coaches ?

You have to admire Marshmallos dedication to the cause. He must have about ten dotting wars going on at the one time.

Erm, has nobody noticed that I actually voted Labour in the last Election? Voting Labour is such a Tory thing to do.

Jack Daniels is fucking swill. Got given a bottle for Christmas and just had a taste. Gonna fill it back up with water and give it to @throbber for his birthday.

You up for the challenge @hearthammer ?

I dunno mate. I know you’d like to have some control and give her a taste of her own medicine by letting her husband know, but I’d try and distance myself from the whole fucking debacle and try and repair my head for a few weeks. These are crucial for you to realise it’s not your fault. None of this is. f**k knows, just my take on it and I’ve never been in this position.

Out of curiosity, who has been propositioned for a punch up?

These threads haven’t got the impact they used to have. Worst poster of the decade? Now there’s a page turner.

If you find yourself lost, pop down to Polwarth as I’m drinking some hardcore Teapigs and watching the episode of Rab C Nebitt where he went to Italia 90.

Working a 7-7 tomorrow morning on triple time so my Missus took herself and the kids to her Mum and Dads in Inverness for a tame party. So for the first time In my life I’ll be on my own at Hogmanay. Its fucking ace.

This is the happiest day of Bennett’s life.

Philpy once got grannied by a nonce. They truly are the scourge of society. Best of luck with your troubles.

He’ll have had too much moonshine.

1888LiKKKtie also defended blackface, the wearing of his Liverpool top whilst abroad and eating Steak Pie under a 30 degree Spanish sun. It was a matter of time before he outed himself as a sexpest tbf.

How old are your kids?

Here’s a blue picture of my Mum. Thanks for taking my bags up. sounds plausible.

Didn’t Lichties Mum try and entice girls to his house so he could try and seduce them. It’s no surprise he’s turned into Norman Bates. His Mums probably now a skeleton propped up in a rocking chair wearing an Arbroath top.

She has a certain charm, mate.

Well that guys obviously got money He’s probably a decent laugh, which is why you no doubt struggle.

Moomintroll voting Tory and Bigmouth PMs Again loving Tommy Robinson, highlights the right wing on here I initially didn’t think existed.