Bobby Skidmarks
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5 minutes ago, supermik said:
Big. Fuckin. Deal
Lighten up mate. Who stole the cheese out of your toastie?
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1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
P&B's most notorious alleged fantasist comes to provide hauners for the accused. Now it's getting interesting.
Liking the new edgelord style. Keep it up.
31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:If you could cherry pick anyone to give you hauners it would be Skidmarks. He’s like Jason Statham’s taller, more manly, better looking wee brother.
My DMs are open to anyone.
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6 hours ago, BFTD said:
Having briefly met SP a while back, I can, in fact, confirm that he does exist. But then again, I am a fellow member of the P&B fantasist club, so I may be lying.
There was an account that signed up to throw fantasist accusations at Bobby Skidmarks a while back too. We're obviously all bored or we wouldn't be on here, but imagine writing self-insert fiction about the lives of complete strangers on the internet and not getting paid for it.
I’ve met Shandon Par briefly also, he didn’t give the impression he was schooled at Napier though as he was managing to talk without drooling.
But, in the spirit of things.
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12 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
And he isn't a Juniors football fan.
4 minutes ago, Tynierose said:Correct.
His ability to formulate a sentence and marry outside his family should have clarified this long before now.
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3 minutes ago, bennett said:
No one said that you did have an issue with him, everything doesn't revolve around you.
Unsurprisingly the point was missed entirely, I hesitated to respond in case you thought I was bullying you.
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5 minutes ago, bennett said:
That's the problem with the bandwagon hounding posters on here, they don't know if the poster can shrug it off or if it's going to affect them badly.
I never had an issue with Moomintroll and wasn’t the one of these “bandwagon hounding posters” Bennett likes to Helen Lovejoy about on a regular basis.
But nobody knows the mental health state of a poster on here, regardless of whether they’ve resigned or not. I certainly wouldn’t use it as a weapon in an afterthought.
Come back Moomintroll, even if you thought being a Tory was so persecuted
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6 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:
Dreary me. You contrived a story about someone phoning your work to complain about your posts on the forum. You had the whole place agog for two days until we all realised it was all a product of your febrile imagination. . Having been found out you resigned yourself from the forum in a one-off sense of shame.
As an attention-seeker I am a rank amateur compared to you..
I’d give you some tips but I have a feeling you probably don’t remember the conversation this morning.
Three o’clock on Wednesday morning in a drunken stupor, what an enviable life you lead.
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3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:
And, 5 years running, you're still using the same tragic 'patter'.
I thought I’d help you out and give you the attention seeking you were desperate for,
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Owning the libs and drinking the meths 5 years running.
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2 minutes ago, supermik said:
Hmm. Welcome back Casey Jones and his stoker!
Thanks supermik, hope you’re not stealing anymore cheese during the lockdown x
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Just read the first few pages of this again.
I forgot about “The Watcher”
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5 minutes ago, RH33 said:
What happened to Moomin? He’s now guest moomin.
He went full Tory.
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4 minutes ago, Father Ted said:
Parasitic scum.
How do we put these "companies" out of business?
Unfortunately Swiss bankers sitting with Billions in their vaults from tax dodging Tory c***s aren’t going to shit it when a forum full of middle aged alcoholics, VLs and Philpy come for them.
I feel your pain however.
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14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
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Infowars and the Daily Mail?
@steve55 has done his research.
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10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Ain’t no c**t like a Scottish Tory c**t.
#Scottishtorycunts
Much better than the original.
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23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
No way are super noodles the same. Suspect the salt content been pillaged is to blame. They arent the same. Nope.
ETA cheesey pasta is fucking sensational, as are Bachelors Pasta n Sauce. (The packets not the shitty instant cups for them either) but neither are a kids food.
If you’re counting super noodles as a kids food then Kraft Cheesey Pasta is a kids food. Both easy convenience shite.
f**k knows about your first point, tastes the same to me but I’ll bow down to someone with much more experience in council house cuisine than me.
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Super noodles taste the same they always have. The only difference are the one’s in the cup they brought out to try and rival Pot Noodles, they’re just shite.
Kraft Cheesey Pasta used to be my Uni culinary delight, haven’t had it in years though.
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None of those Nurses look like they’d accept a dual turbo fingering from a Fifer in his Dads loafers.
Think more
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
Dalkeith country park this morning:
You’re certainly getting your moneys worth out of that joke.
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6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Rab jacket wearer as well.
20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:Rab jacket wearer as well.
Rab jacket wearer as well
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8 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:
There was also a team that appeared in these comics called United, with such players as Hedgehog Jones and Josh "Cuppa" Tee.
Hedgehog Jones with the Mohican! I’d forgotten all about that.
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Living with cancer (and madwullie memorial thread)
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Had the pleasure of speaking to Scott a lot over the past five years, a gentleman and a clever guy. He was dealt a particularly shit hand over the last few years but always managed to come across positive and take it in his stride. f**k cancer.
He will be missed.