Bobby Skidmarks

GBNF 

Sleep tight, sweet Prince.

Oh Hai Addie.

Hai Doggy

The person below me is a Grass.

Stop looking at my profile, Throbber.

Where is Ryan Couser?

Will you help my mate Eoin Doyle lose his VL?

Party at Addies house tonight. Spread the word.

We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.

U onnit 2nite bbs xoxo

A/S/L?

I hear you are going to call your first born, Kim the Busker Weirdcal.

How can they say this about me, Addie? I don't believe it. I show them. I will record everything.

I see pride, i see power, i see a bad mother who don't take no crap off of nobody.

Plenty of time to shag your wife now son.

How much do you charge for fitting a pair of taps and a bidet?

You masterbate over Michael Barrymore

If you have only one passion in life and you pursue it to the exclusion of everything else, it becomes very dangerous. When you stop doing this activity it is as though you are dying. The death of that activity is a death in itself.

In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where i spent most of my days.

You broke the world record for the most sucked testicles in an hour, but didn't stop because its your favourite thing to do.

Your favourite flavour of ice cream is Helmet Cheese

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