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Not quite a work colleague but someone a client hired as an apprentice roofer recently. The guy had a few choice incidents during his short time as a apprentice. His highlights included while being asked to hold the ladder while the qualified roofer worked on a roof the customer phoned his boss to report that instead of holding the ladder he was lying on the grass on his phone. He also phoned his mum to pick him up over the summer cos it was too hot to work and phoned in the next day saying it was supposed to be hot again so he wouldn't be in! His crowning glory was asking his boss how long his 3 month trial was and what sort of pay rise he would get after that time had passed. Needless to say he didn't get kept on! Our client also worded an advert for a new apprentice to the effect that if you can't keep off your phone don't bother applying.

Does this trophy still exist somewhere? Glasgow would be so much better if all of these buildings still existed

It's the look of abject disappointment from the linesman just behind the Aussie captain that does it for me. The look you get just after your ma's told your dad what you got up to at school today!

Waking up with a sense of anticipation, thoughts of the upcoming match fill my mind. Over breakfast, I replay the team's recent performance, analyzing strengths and weaknesses, debating strategies with myself. Throughout the day, between work and daily tasks, I intermittently check news updates, hoping for positive news on injuries or transfers. I can't help but imagine the roar of the crowd, mentally preparing for the emotional rollercoaster the game will bring. As match time approaches, my excitement builds, and my inner monologue intensifies. Memories of past victories and defeats surface, fueling a mix of hope and anxiety. Each player's name echoes in my mind, forming a mental lineup. During the match, my inner monologue becomes a dynamic commentary – cheering for successful plays, groaning at missed opportunities. The emotional rollercoaster reaches its peak with each goal or near miss, evoking a cascade of thoughts and emotions. Post-game, I reflect on the performance, questioning tactics and individual plays. Despite the outcome, my loyalty prevails, and my thoughts shift to the next fixture. The day closes with a mix of pride, disappointment, and unwavering support for my beloved team.

So this got delivered today. Not a watch unfortunately, just a 240 page catalogue of the Glashutte Original watch range

There's your first mistake with that numpty.

@Patrick Bateman someone's stealing your patter.

What about the other 8 bets

Can't stop bleeting?

How could you leave out this nugget from the article!

FC Koln against Bayern streaming live on Youtube just now through Sky Sports Banner!

So basically you want him to take a leaf out of your book then? Good to see you remembered your other account password again

Get this onto the PA System or this

Nearest thing i could find.

Nobody said he was finished?

Was that a minor or a major?

I'm wondering if Haaland is playing cos after that Norway goal Hampden's got an atmosphere like the Etihad

Just posted this in the Scotland thread. Tennents doing fine work outside of Hampden

Didn't realise Liz Truss was a St Mirren fan.

This

Fifer, so he's decades behind the real world