Lord Snooty

A Mooy masterclass.

Entertaining dross.

Rangers need to waste time.

Big changes needed.

Too many passen-gers.

Imodium is wot done it.

Does this only affect the hands? [Asking for a friend]

McPake is playing the long game, in more ways than one.

He is much appreciated in these parts.

Keep them coming. A musical send-off.

Anyway it's over, thank f*ck!

That coffin is an MFI job for show. Empty too. The swap is done in the crypt. It's all a load of bollocks! [Maybe]

I was out with the dog this morning [not ref to wife btw] and I used black poo bags as a mark of respect. I've done my bit.

Hoopless performance by Celtic. [I'll get my coat]

I think the Pars tried to play nice football last season. Okay if you've got the players to do it. We'll see how it pans out.

I would have thought that if you are an utterly sad git perhaps you wouldn't want to advertise the fact nationwide.

He's conning the media and his employers.

I'll have some.

Doubt if most Rangers supporters give a shit about the Queen. Just like to noise-up the other lot.

There would be no queue if it was the middle of January. Old Queenie was very accommodating making her exit in late summer.

One is amused that there is nothing in that coffin. All these wankers mourners filing past an empty box. It's all about body-switching. Here's a dead giveaway from iNews. [If you read between the lines] Operation London Bridge – the codename for the plans for the Queen’s death – states that, following her funeral, she will be buried in St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. She will be placed in the King George VI Memorial Chapel, and she will be with her husband. Philip is currently in the Royal Vault, but he will be moved to lie beside his wife in the chapel. Source: iNews

Deep Joy. Scotland salutes another glorious romp.

Time for a beer.

Bent Martin-esque save there.