ForzaDundee

Is that Paul Chuckle on the right? "To me, to you"

What worries me most about this game is the fact that it's evident that all Dundee and Dundee United fans are completely focused on the discussion and hype surrounding this particular fixture. We are so engrossed that we aren't looking at the bigger picture and the other, many and varied, threats that we will face in future seasons. Fair enough Dundee dislike United and United dislike Dundee but both sets of clubs and supporters face a much greater threat; I'm talking about climate change. What more can we do?

Messi: 0 Ronaldo: 0 Pele: 0

Scottish Premiership goals: Lawrence Shankland: 0 Sofien Moussa: 7

Scottish national team has only went backwards since we started the policy of player English born players over Scots. A national disgrace.

I hear that this Ogren character has lost interest already and his net worth is pitiful compared to the Keyes Capital fortune. Bolton, Bury... Dundee United next. Tick tock.

Offers from: 1. Ex-Gateshead chairman - a non-starter due to his previous, club would be gone in a year 2. Local MP who quit Labour due to Corbyn anti-semitism - non-starter as the guy is obviously a looney. 3. Swiss company - could have legs as a money laundering operation

Just think it would be funny and make me quite happy.

Hopefully this is just the start and the house of cards begins to tumble. The more that go bust the better.

All the overpaid players should give some money back to the game.

Why are people all over twitter blaming the EFL? If a club can't complete fixtures then it's only fair that they are booted out and one of the many non-league clubs gets it's place in the football league.

1929 accent would be very different from now though.

Arthur was fucking raging when he heard it was the Billy Boys. [

Have a masters in engineering from Edinburgh. Waste of time completely and it's alot easier than people make you believe. Left a few years ago but it was already creeping in where you just had to say you were struggling with mental health and you'd get deadline extensions and special circumstances exemptions in exams. Whole thing is a massive scam.

How does Ryan Christie manage to keep running so much? He's playing three positions almost.

All this outrage of forest fires in the Amazon. Do people not realise that new trees will grow in these areas meaning net CO2 is zero over time?

Finish work at 11am tomorrow and getting right in amongst the pints, got a good feeling about this weekend. Halcyon times.

The possession style has absolutely ruined football. Football was never supposed to be played like this and I'm sure it's only enjoyed by virgins. Think how class football would be with a half-court violation rule like basketball.

The friendly derby

How do I get it mate? How do I do that mate?

How do I stop offensive ads like this appearing on P&B?

Dundee and Dundee United fans are absolutely livid that our game clashes with the Inverness vs Morton game as we were all looking forward to watching such an exciting fixture.

Curiously Cinnamon is the best cereal currently available in UK supermarkets by some distance. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

Why have you capitalised son?

We will win this on penalties.