Baxter Parp

Beyond farce.

James Melville‏ @JamesMelville Government economic impact assessment on Brexit: No deal: 2,800,000 fewer jobs £158bn loss a year Trade agreement outside the single market: 1,750,000 fewer jobs £99bn loss a year Soft Brexit (EEA & single market): 700,000 fewer jobs £39bn loss a year Remain in EU: No change

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/treasury-shifts-cash-into-euros-ahead-of-brexit-kjmjzbx7r Treasury shifts cash into euros ahead of Brexit Man the lifeboats.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/10/omarosa-trump-book-the-apprentice-memoir Omarosa says Trump is a racist who uses N-word – and claims there's tape to prove it It's alright, love, we figured it out a while back.

It's all going swimmingly.

https://stv.tv/news/scotland/1426684-tesco-sorry-after-gran-thrown-out-for-being-scottish/ Tesco sorry after gran thrown out 'for being Scottish' Feel the love.

If only she'd use her awesome powers for good instead of evil.

Wusnae me.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/16405821.scots-nazi-dog-film-maker-mark-meechans-appeal-refused/ Scots 'Nazi dog' film maker Mark Meechan's appeal refused Good. c**t.

Not "thick and ignorant" Mayor Wilkins III, there.

A humorous commentary on Brexit, there. Not the right thread but well done anyway, Philbert.

http://www.thenational.scot/thejouker/16403211.spectator-forced-to-give-away-ruth-davidson-tickets-with-a-subscription/ Spectator forced to give away Ruth Davidson tickets with a subscription This is because the idea that Ruth Davidson is popular is wholly a media construct.

Colin McAllister‏ @McAllister1973 And the number from the poorest background - SIMD20 - is up by even more. A 5% rise overall (all ages) and a stonking 9% increase in 18 year olds! But SNPBad, right?

Kirstene Hair MP‏Verified account @Kirstene4Angus Fire crews across the UK are already stretched by the hot dry weather – the last thing they need is an increase in malicious fires. Thankfully, @ScotTories ended the SNP policy that saw our fire service pay VAT – the £10 million saved could pay for an extra 350 firefighters. An actual tweet by a Scottish Conservative MP. They're going all in on the fake news.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/peter-westmacott-interview-trump-brexit-trade-deal-hormone-beef-chlorine-washed-chicken-2018-7 Trump will 'force' May's government to accept hormone beef and chlorinated chicken after Brexit