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The boy Niang is an absolute clogger. Should be pretty easy to draw more fouls from and possibly a second yellow.

Well you did ask what the "crash" was. That was the result that pretty much killed the tiny shred of hope you had left eh. Then you had your faces rubbed right in it the week after, and the week after that, and midweek after that.

*cough*

Completely misread that post there, God knows where the logic is in swapping the keepers round. That was a rotten game to watch.

In all seriousness, wish you'd been around the day Skye charged through our old front door and tried to run through a moving van.

No idea, but the guy has been acting like a complete twat the entire game so f**k him.

Oh Morse.

Can someone help me away from the ol' calander pls thnx. Mr February

So is Callum not signing for Hamilton after all then?

8I'd be giving player of the year to Hendo. His willingness to put himself in the way of meaty tackles while also dishing out plenty himself never fails to impress. His cheeky chappie character is also extremely endearing. If I'm honest I'm loving the vibe that Hendo, Donaldson and Lang have going on. I'd be happy for either of the three to get PotY.

Is there such a thing, and where can I buy?

I'm a wee bit worried about that line up combined with the fact I can't find my lucky scarf.

Really short 1-syllable names - Rex, Jake, Max, Ben, Kai, Zak etc. It's the type of name you give to a dog because you know there's a good chance the dog will forget what its name is if you make it too complicated.

Can someone describe what happened with our second goal btw? Looked utterly bizarre from where we were sitting.

I'm glad we didn't concede so I can rant about how god-awful the off8cials were. The referee was an absolute shitebag and was deliverately turning his back to flash points throughout the entire game to avoid dealing with anything. Stand-side linesman was piss-poor as well. Anyway, said last week that Accies wouldn't be catching us, and I'm usually a pessimistic fecker.

Cry more lol

At least Alloa kept it at 1-0 til half time.

Accies new signing on the score sheet.

I've in my seat, and I've got my wee blue wavey thing. Let's go Falkirk!

Ours don't seem to do humping when we're home. Morse is usually the one that gets molested by other dogs.

I would expect him not to split his little sister in half, yes.

We've been experimenting with leaving Millie loose when we've been going out. Decided to try her in the living room with Morse today and left a trailcam on top of the cabinet to review any hilarity on our return. Literally the first video after we drive away, right in front of the camera...

This is all very jolly.