Francesc Fabregas

Sir Alex Ferguson's time at East Stirlingshire remembered - http://www.tellhimhespele.com/a-portrait-of-the-artist-as-a-young-man/

I hear ya, dude!

I might be my man - I've been playing Fives for the last few weeks with some pretty decent players, thinking of asking them if they want to enter a team.

What about yourself?

Ken man. You see the nick of some other people's signatures as well. Takes me fucking ages to source out these pictures as well.

Stenhousemuir's free scoring midfielder. The Soccer Special. Whatta guy.

When we play the ol' 3-5-2 there's a sweeper involved. I thought you had to be decent at passing before you could play sweeper?

Who is he? He looks mighty pleased with himself.

Who's the guy in you avatar?

Hey Son!

Possibly one of the greatest games ever to be released.

Thanks man. You should come down on Sunday for a beer after the football, we miss your scent.

Westaff in Falkirk, just next to Kings. I'll be doing data input and chasing up references and stuff. Seems pretty tedious, but 9-5, Monday to Friday, central location, can't complain!

Thank you, sir!

Sunday was mental. Went to Kushion after you left and the whole Celtic team were there. They seemed unimpressed with me and the Caleyking.

And you're nearly a third of a century old! Imagine!

A very happy birthday to you, sir!

I've got writer's block. My Akabusi stuff isn't coming like it used to :-(

This might sound odd, but are you into Samuel Beckett at all? I ask because of the username, you see.

Lol, look at "Philpy".

She wasn't a moose, by the way. He's just upset that I got my knob wet and he didn't.

There 'ees!

"Akabusi's cock became so snake-like that Andrew Lloyd Webber considered starring it as Kaa in his adaptation for the Jungle Book on Ice.

I thought my shirt was quite snazzy :-(

I couldn't sleep last night and was thinking of a few more, that's when the line "a clunge so bald it could have presented the Crystal Maze and no one would have bothered". Rofl's still the master, but I'm 2nd best :-D

When we beat them 14-1, you know you'll have made the right choice.