Newbornbairn

So it turns out Noor's business plan was entirely ripped off from an existing business. She copied and pasted directly from their website and even forgot to edit out their name. She has no business. Apparently the business plan is the very last thing the producers ask for in the selection process and people like Noor just throw any old shite together so they can get on the telly - that's why some people get absolutely ripped to pieces in the interview stage as this is revealed. There's maybe a couple in every intake with a genuine proposal, the rest are for entertainment. Whch is about right. If you had a genuine business and you were looking for investment, why on earth would you go through a reality tv circus?

Didn't Putin stage a similar event to justify military action before? ETA -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-68631712 They really are delivering a big FU to the Yanks, on the day the Russians and Chinese vetoed a US Ceasefire resolution.

How many league championships have you won?

Going by the numbers, there's 9 left with 2 episodes before the interviews which is usually 5. Two double firings coming up?

She got in the taxi, still banging on about how good the advert was

Lol. So fucking bad she was fired immediately.

Noor's coming across as quite childish but her team are giving her all the rope.

Hamilton Ventura Elvis.

How exactly do you shag a Wotsit?

Van drivers in trading estates/industrial estates. Trying to find an address and the fannies in white vans are flying around at 100mph or tailgating you.

Wrapped or open?

Has Fife got coal-fired wind turbines now?

Ah, the banter

The batteries are only really heavy when they're fully charged. They get lighter as the day goes on.

Breakfast roll from Harry Gow

Pretty sure there's an Indicator App now.

What's that? Putin's running the Foundation?

Smoking jacket I presume?

Coul House Hotel

Also the salt n sauce types don't have unsupervised access to internet polls.

Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women.

Cookery class? Pottery?