Newbornbairn

It'll be peak #Falkirk if trophy day is cancelled because of WWIII

Aye but it's amazing the difference a full house with thousands of fans getting behind the team and cheering them on makes. Ah. I see a problem.

Jordan and Saudi actively defending Israel against Iran.

We've got tankers in the air from Cyprus - they'll be refuelling something.

We gave the Navy Blue Pound to Montrose mate - much more deserving club.

The Acdemicals got taught a lesson today.

They're going to do this you know

We've had to raise our game against the best squad in the league

Allez Allez Allez-o

Hogarth again! Great distribution

He should start every game on a yellow for that hair.

Tait's up for it

No we won't. We're gonna win the league.

I read that since it changed from offring a job to offering an investment, the first 4 made Sugar money but the last 8 have all failed. Probably reflects on the type of candidates they bring in now.

Their CEO was in the pie hut in our end serving pies.

Was hearing that Montrose banked £40k from our visit and it was very much appreciated

Allez allez allez-o

I'd put Tait in the team of the year, then sit back and watch the seethe.

Pools panel result - home win

Eh? So the wife is meant to go down the hall to my bathroom to get the communal toothbrush body, take it back to her bathroom and return it? What about tonight? I'm in Chepstow. Should she get the sleeper train down to borrow her bit of the toothbrush?

Starting to see a correlation between "tight" and "single", "ex", "divorced"

I learned a new word today - contumelious The Falkirk fans were quite quite contumelious in the reception they gave Paul Hartley. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-68770187 /ˌkɒntjʊˈmiːlɪəs/ adjective ARCHAIC (of behaviour) scornful and insulting; insolent.

To see the Falkirk Bairns of course

My wife had a colleague at work in Falkirk who was tight as f**k. In his 40s, twice divorced and using every dating agency he could find to try and get another woman. This was unlikely as he was a stingy, unpleasant short-arse who very rarely got a second date. Anyway, Morrisons had recently opened in the town and we had tried shopping there, stopping to eat in the cafe. When she described it at work the next day, she mentioned that the cafe was incredibly cheap. Guess where the stingy twat took his next "date"? I'm not kidding - a romantic meal in Morrison's cafe

Just to be clear - Crass, Securicor or the Alsations?