Newbornbairn
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1 minute ago, Ludo*1 said:
The BBC Friday All Time Classics reputation are being fucking tarnished with this game.
This would get Friday night football banned.
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Doesn't say much for Airdrie that they can't score against a team clearly pished and off their tits.
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Just now, embow said:
Alas! It's been fuckin' Airdrie that's fuckin' fucked us this season!
That's cos they're fuckin' fuckers. And Nazis
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I'd love to see Yinited gubbed tonight because of their presumptuous fans but ..... it's fucking Airdrie.
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4 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
They're fine for his work.
Does he have another pair for at home and weekends?
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1 hour ago, S7C said:
Why did the Zionist cross the road?
To build an illegal settlement on the other side?
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3 hours ago, 'WellDel said:
If you have some kunt tailgating you, quickly flick your fog lights on and off a couple of times. The wee flash of red will make them instinctively think you're jabbing the brakes and they'll hopefully either jump on their own and sit back a bit, or swerve to take evasive action and career down a ditch to a painful but fully deserved end. (Option 2 being the preferred outcome).
Even better, if you have a car with a manual handbrake give it a wee pull. Slows you down quite a bit and there's no brake lights to warn the c**t behind. Watch in the mirror as you do it to enjoy the view as their angry wee faces turn to shock when they realise.
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20 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I hope they stop moaning about not getting stuff now. I was starting to get a bit fed up with them
Channelling your inner FDR there Sarge?
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I drive far too much. I've recognised every one of the roundabouts/junctions on this thread for ages
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12 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
Used to do a bit of work there. I was across the road when a guy was shot dead at the Asda.
What lane did he take?
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Burrel's only scored 5 this year.
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I've got an SUV. If you're behind me, I don't care.
Mind you, I don't use the fog lights and I try not to drive like a c**t.
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4 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:
Anyone who puts their handbrake on at traffic lights is OFTW
They're the ones in string backed driving gloves
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Driving in Spain & France a few years ago, my wife was watching the feed from my smartwatch on the phone. She said my pulse rate shot up at the big roundabouts, the worst being a ridiculous one in Valencia. I could have told her that without the watch - it's amazing how tightly your buttocks can grip onto the seat when you're shitting it.
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13 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
Alright I'll ask. What's with the dot?
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I wonder how many the bigot sisters have brought on in the same time?
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I might have been the c**t today but I think it was the other guy. Entering the roundabout at Stirling Services I checked to see the road was clear, let a Fiat 500 go past then pulled out. Cue blaring horns and a glimpse of something silver passing behind me. Looked left in time to see a silver estate screaming past with the driver glaring at me.
Thing is, he must have been doing some speed around that roundabout to make up the distance between me checking and pulling out.
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It's all shite after 1982
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10 team leagues are shite. Playing teams 4 times a season plus the cups is boring as f**k.
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Has any P&Ber ever etc....
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9 hours ago, superwell87 said:
The new page layout for scores and fixtures on the bbc website.
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Let's have a chant for the daytrippers - "Where were you when we were shite?"
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"Haw Shug" shouted up the stairs "Izzat you packed for Beni?"
"Aye"
"Goat yer sunglasses?"
"Aye"
"Goat yer sandals?"
"Aye"
"Goat yer Immodium and Preparation H ?"
"Aye"
"Goat yer shorts?"
"Aye"
"Goat yer fucking big drum?"
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Airdrieonians vs The Champions - 26/04/24
in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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I did the same and spoke to the wife in the first half. She seems nice.