Newbornbairn
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Tait's up for it
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5 minutes ago, HoBNob said:
Falkirk will most likely be in the playoffs next year.
No we won't.
We're gonna win the league.
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I read that since it changed from offring a job to offering an investment, the first 4 made Sugar money but the last 8 have all failed. Probably reflects on the type of candidates they bring in now.
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59 minutes ago, 18BAIRN76 said:
Without meaning to sound all Old-Firmy about it, out of all the teams in the league that our title-winning game could have fell on for that money to go, I'm glad it was Montrose tbh. Good bunch of guys and a proper football club. Much rather them who got the financial boost than pub teams like Kelty or Highland League bankrolled artificials like Cove.
Their CEO was in the pie hut in our end serving pies.
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Was hearing that Montrose banked £40k from our visit and it was very much appreciated
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Allez allez allez-o
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I'd put Tait in the team of the year, then sit back and watch the seethe.
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Pools panel result - home win
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5 hours ago, The Moonster said:
The ring goes on the head, not the handle, because the heads are supposed to be interchanged with the handle.
You can buy an array of different heads suited to what you want. You can buy packs of the same heads too.
I maintain it's mental to be spending £50+ each on numerous toothbrushes when you can buy the cheap heads and interchange them. Tight-fistedness is surely for small sums of money, saving your family of 4 or 5 potentially hundreds of pounds on toothbrushes does not fall into that category.
Eh? So the wife is meant to go down the hall to my bathroom to get the communal toothbrush body, take it back to her bathroom and return it?
What about tonight? I'm in Chepstow. Should she get the sleeper train down to borrow her bit of the toothbrush?
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Starting to see a correlation between "tight" and "single", "ex", "divorced"
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I learned a new word today -
contumelious
The Falkirk fans were quite quite contumelious in the reception they gave Paul Hartley.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-68770187
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8 minutes ago, Grangemouth Bairn said:
Airdrie have the lowest average attendance in the Championship at c.1800 even behind Arbroath and Queens Park. And that’s them having a promotion last season and a cup win and a very good league season so far this season.
On what planet are they bringing 1000 fans to Falkirk
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To see the Falkirk Bairns of course
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My wife had a colleague at work in Falkirk who was tight as f**k. In his 40s, twice divorced and using every dating agency he could find to try and get another woman. This was unlikely as he was a stingy, unpleasant short-arse who very rarely got a second date. Anyway, Morrisons had recently opened in the town and we had tried shopping there, stopping to eat in the cafe. When she described it at work the next day, she mentioned that the cafe was incredibly cheap.
Guess where the stingy twat took his next "date"?
I'm not kidding - a romantic meal in Morrison's cafe
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10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I met some of them...bunch of fucking roasters.
Just to be clear - Crass, Securicor or the Alsations?
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There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor-racing and mountaineering. The rest are merely games. - Hemingway
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Crass had a great logo and a massive team of promotional artists spray painting it everywhere.
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46 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I don't believe anyone actually likes Crass, they just think they should.
I'm away to dredge through old archives to find bands who no-one has heard of to establish my muso credentials.
Crass had a few good lines but were a bit up themselves. I can still recite without Googling -
"I walk around with a big Alsation
He'll rearrange you without provocation
And I'm the bugger who has got the lead
So you'll have to bright if you want to come at me.
Securicor cares, Securicor cares, Securicor scares the shit out of you"
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22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
It wouldn't work for me because I can't think of a circumstance that I'd ever listen to The Foo Fighters unless I'd been kidnapped and tortured.
That could be arranged...
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49 minutes ago, Higgenarse said:
The Cove match report sounds like it was written in crayon by a petulant child. I can only assume it was Hartley
It reminded me though - that 60 yard Hogarth pass to Miller that led to a chance - oya sexy beast!
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45 minutes ago, Higgenarse said:
Let's make an agreement never to mention Holt again unless it is Holt signs for Dunfermline
Who?
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Apparently there's been complaints that the interviewers are too harsh on the poor dears so they've got to tone it down.
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Incidentally, it's nearly 20 years since Jim Leishman wobbled off into nowheresville, a lot of the Ultras will have no idea who or what he is.
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50 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:
You've got to feel sorry for whoever is manning the phone lines today.
personning, shurely?
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Holt's disappeared into the oblivion Hartley's heading for. If Holt was managing a League One side this season I'm pretty sure we'd have been giving him it tight at every opportunity.
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Best Squad in the League vs The Championees
in Scottish League 1 General Chatter
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He should start every game on a yellow for that hair.