NewBornBairn

Thought this was quite interesting. Would it help here, if only to make the refs more human?

Yup ICT - Draw QOS - Draw Alloa - Win Dunf - Lose Mort - Draw Utd - Lose Cty - Lose Thistle have ICT - Draw Mort - Draw Dunf - Win Cty - Lose Alloa - Win Ayr - Lose Ayr - Draw Our 6 pts puts us on 36, Thistle's 9 puts them on 38. If Queens do better than 6 pts in 8 games, we're fucked

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McKinnon didn't trigger compensation, nor did Taylor as I recall but I think Henderson had a more standard contract so may have been due token compensation.

I've seen both Flash Gordons and also Flesh Gordon. Know which I prefer

She needs recovery time you know and an appointment at Forth Valley to pop her plastic hip back in.

Ignore the doubters Brother Cliff, for they are but Lilliputians to LM's Gulliver. This Colossus of roads, gleaming oiled thighs astride our magnificent stadium ... I'm seeing a fourth stand Brother Cliff ... a magnificent erection indeed, all due to the munificence of Lex "The Custard" Miller.

LM is a statuesque god of a man with a phallus of pure bronze. His business genius and close personal friendship with Neil Doncaster will ensure that the Bairns will be dining at the top table of international football, the top, top table. I have personally donated a large part of my private fortune to his campaign and offered him fairly exclusive access to the wife on a fortnightly basis, such is the regard I hold for this legend in the making.

We did

Who hit the post in the 2nd half? (sure it was going in at the time)

A guy at my wife's work took his date from an online dating agency to Morrisons for a meal.

The wife nominates Forth Valley Hospital. In for an operation, dinner was a ham salad. Without any ham. Or tomatoes. Or cucumber. Or dressing. Just three leaves of wilted lettuce.

A wee restaurant near my parent's flat in Benidorm owned by an English couple and where I'd been in most evenings for a wine or 3. My last night before flying home, took my parents there when my mum realised she didn't have bread to make me a sandwich for the plane (I'm 52 ffs). Despite me saying not to worry, my dad asks the owners for two slices of bread and explains why. The English couple have a quick chat with each other before he comes out with two slices of white bread and sticks his hand out - "One Euro". Meritas in Benidorm - tight fisted c***s

And the nominations for SPOTY (Site Penis Of The Year) are...