J_Stewart

We’ve been over this, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal, y’know, me being sectioned under the fucking mental health act

He spent New Year's Day at my house once when I was a young teen, a great guy. Obviously also a good football manager, who is one of the few human beings ever that can say they managed his country against Brazil in the opening game of a world cup, and, most importantly, he did a power of shagging. An absolutely rampant shagger. Some boy. RIP Pa' Broon

Don’t think it’ll lead to bloodshed…

Speaking of the Warriors, they’ve traded Poole to the Wizards for CP3, giving them the oldest, most cock punching team in the league, assuming they keep Draymond. Literally no dicks will be safe. It’ll have a very limited window of basically next year only, but Draymond screens and DHO’s with either CP3 or Steph handling gives them some decent versatility, especially with Steph getting off ball screens from Looney, Wiggins, etc, rather than Poole getting spun around three times and thrown in to games to play like a dizzy drunk. Huge fan of the pre-draft trade chaos.

Mental trade last night with the Celtics taking Porzingis, Marcus Smart going to the Grizzlies and Tyus Jones and a variety of other bits to the Wizards. Not really sure I understand that from the Celtics perspective as they lose a lot defensivley with Smart away, and not sure Porzingis is much of an upgrade from 3 on the likes of Smart, Horford, etc. Strange one. Imagine the grizzlies taking Smart means that Brooks likely isn't going back there either. The Suns just going full "Zidanes y Pavons" Galactico era and having mega stars and taxi drivers on vet minimums should be some laugh. Actually expect Ayton to go, maybe even just for some first round picks, so they can free up some cap space and get some role players in, but if they don't, those bench minutes next season will be outstanding entertainment.

Patient and confident on the ball, exciting going forward with real quality (especially on the left), absolutely dogged defensively, work like dogs from back to front, and quite happy getting it right up every fucker that tries to stand in our way. I fucking love this Scotland team and SSC with every fibre of my being. What a nation.

Andy Robertson chuckling as he catches up with the right winger on the break for the 17th time tonight

National treasure

Love the fact that John McGinn is lb for lb the strongest man alive. Especially impressive when a quarter of his weight is his head and the other three quarters is his arse.

Georgian Presidents, coaches and some of the players will have grown up in an actual fucking war zone and they’re refusing to play in a bit of rain? Ffs

SFA playing Dignity after this shit show is some laugh

The league cup group stage games they’re advertising in July will have started before this is back on ffs

Howling at the thought of McTominay going mad at the Georgians in the tunnel for wanting it off

Michael Stewart reckons it’s good to go, so looking forward to seeing it in Paisley tomorrow.

Wee ginge getting a cheer from the fans

Was absolutely gutted when I had to get rid of my ticket earlier and not make it with work. Not quite as disappointed now seeing how horrendous it is. Does it look like it’s away to stop any time soon? Obviously a fantastic laugh watching elite football players try and play in it, but someone is almost certainly going to get hurt with a bad tackle or roll an ankle so right decision to suspend it. Better get it back on as that’s a massive goal for us.

I've got a ticket going for the East stand if anyone is looking? Was going to go down, but something's come up with work so likely won't make it down in time. Let me know if you're looking.

Erling Haaland is a shitey Lyndon Dykes. A shitey Lyndon Dykes, a shitey Lyndon Dykes. Pass it on

Legends. What a fucking bounce. We’re off to Germany!!!!!

Ref is having an absolute fucking shocker. Not entertaining by any means, but would bite off every hand in the stadium for a 0-0

It’s so hot the noggies are coming round dishing out free water bottles in the stands. f**k running about in this for 90 minutes

C’mon the fucking Scotland!!!!!

There’s always just enough of a gap between their fights that I watch that I forget how fucking abysmal the Top Rank commentary is. Every fucking time. Awful.

Fletch and McManaman are fucking horrendous obviously, but actually really enjoying Lescott absolutely shitting himself any time the ball goes near Man City’s box. Possibly the only genuine citeh fan in the stadium.

Bernardo Silva gets linked with a move away from City every year and I never understand it. He’s comfortably, comfortably one of their best players and fantastic to watch. Not just technically excellent, but works like a fucking dog as well. Great player.