J_Stewart

Shot hits the side netting, fans in the other end think it's gone in, celebrate wildly, realise it hasn't, go quiet, opposing fans mock hysterically. A Joy every single time.

Would thoroughly recommend last night's Bucks v Spurs game. Brilliant entertainment throughout, but Wemby and Giannis in particular were genuinely insane. Godzilla v King Kong stuff. In a year or two when Wemby has a bit more experience, bit more size, and some relatively competent teammates, their duels will be the best watch in the sport.

Nah, it didn't, big Chris Ecclestone was absolutely bang on:

@sparklingbrook GBNF

Happy new year all. The best cover ever recorded!

Happy New Year one and all

Kai Havertz has been absolute dog shite any time I’ve seen him since moving to the Barclays. Seems to have found himself in that rarified air usually only reserved for English players where he’s “young” (despite no longer being that young) and has “bags of potential” without ever delivering anything. Can see him being at the likes of Everton within the next two years. German Ross Barkley.

As bad as Dessers has been, and he’s been so bad that he’s made Liam fucking Scales look like Maldini, his performance still hasn’t been as embarrassing as @bennett’s constant mewling about conspiracies and media campaigns.

Cantwell is the perfect illustration of the expectation v reality English fans have when they talk about their granny coming up here and scoring for fun. A hyped wee sand dancing wee shitebag that doesn’t contribute anything at all. Will end up cruising for a mid / top English championship team, and his complete lack of performance will be completely forgotten about as they move on to the next old firm signing that inevitably fails. Fucking love it. Hopefully the **** completely lose the run of themselves after the red card and just resort to violence. Entertainment please.

Always the best way to spend Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas all

The Moyesiah showing the catastrophically bald fraud how it’s done. Lovely

Michael Stewart is obviously an absolute slaver of a man, but can’t help but respect his unbridled hatred for everything associated with The ****. He absolutely fucking despises them, and I have absolutely nothing but respect for that.

Someone is 100% plying the porn prank noise. A great group and UEFA being made to look like fucking idiots. Sensational

Puns. Puns are shite.

Neil Francis Lennon in the highlands would be absolutely sensational entertainment. Get him in, get him to the Den, get us entertained.

I've got a ticket for sale for the Norway game if anyone is looking (sadly away on holiday with the wife, pleas to push it a week fell on deaf ears). Give me a shout if any interest.

Fortuitous for Foden that the game is at Stamford Bridge. Easy justification for being in London guarding statues yesterday.

Fixed

Pissing myself at Neville’s “eh, what’s he doing?” With that shit free kick. Burst out laughing on numerous occasions watching this. Bonkers

You say needlessly, I say that’s Angeball, baby!!!!* *or Chelsea are just monumentally shite, which is definitely more likely

Sterling fucking up the break so badly they’ve confused spurs in to a second red is just truly tremendous you have to say. I’m still not convinced Chelsea are good enough to win this

This is by far the most entertaining #barclays game I’ve seen in ages. Hopefully they all just lose the run of themselves and start kicking f**k out of each other

Spurs are away to finish this struggling to field a 5-a-side team

Has that overrated wee c**t Palmer got a bowl cut? Get Romero back on to do him. Unacceptable

I switched the channel over to this two minutes ago. 3 VAR shots in a 7 second spell. Chaos. This is the one time I’ve been entertained by that god forsaken system. Carnage.