J_Stewart

Get football, and especially VAR, in the fucking bin. Just fucking horse shit.

This must be the baldest, most fraudulent, and hilarious arse collapse of all time. Very, very, very funny. Really hop VAR doesn’t steal this from us.

Multiple “uncharacteristic errors” please

Bennett, no one cares about your horrible fucking football club, or the fictional conspiracies against you or the other lip of the c**t of Scottish football. Please bore off.

Liquidate football. Game is finished if that’s not a penalty. Get to the ball first, get booted in the back of the leg in the 6-yard box, and get nothing. What’s the point?

Manchester United being absolute dug shit and still fucking over the scousers in two different competitions is very, very funny. The “Jurgen Klopp no cup farewell tour” still alive and well. Lovely

I’m no fan of Rangers Football Club, but I loudly laughed when they equalised to make it 3-3 mere moments after Celtic had scored themselves to take the lead away from home, because seeing a smug old firm team having their dreams crushed is just legitimately very, very funny

I’m no fan of Celtic Football Club, but I loudly laughed when they went 3-2 up mere moments after Rangers had scored themselves to equalise, because seeing Rangers fans in genuine, demonstrable pain is just legitimately very, very funny

The point is that in addition to the elected Ministers involved who you've highlighted, the bill will also have been drafted by legal experts. It will also have been read and re-drafted countless times, both within the Government and their advisors and legal counsel, and with members of affected groups (religious heads, LGBTQ leaders, racism activists, police scotland, etc, etc) until the point that the legality of the bill and the understanding of its enactment and the subsequent effects were considered, risk assessed, understood and accepted, so yes, I would suggest that there were serious people involved in the drafting and placement of this Bill. I would also suggest that Rowling and McCoist do not fall in to that category, especially as neither of the fucking idiots actually understands it.

There is zero energy behind any of these punches now. Like two tramps scrapping over a plate of stovies. Great ruck. This 12th should be rock em, sock em stuff.

Clarke’s spat the gumshield out 3 times now whilst he’s been under the cosh. Should really have had a point taken for that as well. This fight is very, very enjoyable.

Wardley’s nose is a fucking mess. Will be looking like one of the Ghouls from the Fallout games tomorrow morning

I can’t see how this goes past the 6th. Both taking big, big shots clean in the face. Great entertainment.

Fully agree on Silva, a tremendous player, but that is an utterly mental shout about De Bruyne. Comfortably one of the most beautiful, inventive passers of a football there has ever been.

“Arsenal just try to walk it in to the net” KLAXON

Tbh, I think it's absolutely class that we're so far down the culture war / bullshit Blighty nostalgia / Wokeageddon pantomime that we've now reached "Tory MP gets raging about cake to try and prove their Englishness" stage. Where do you go from there? I don't know, but I look forward to finding out.

This is, by a distance, the worst our final ball has been in years. The delivery has been absolutely fucking woeful

Patterson has been Bertie Vogts era bad. Maybe one of the worst individual performances I’ve ever seen.

Said it before, and I’ve always hoped he’d improve as he got more caps, but Nathan Patterson is just a liability defensively. He’s also offering nothing going forward which is supposed to be his strength. Sir Steve, bring the handsome b*****d home

I downloaded the app on Friday, used my email address on my account, but for some reason it refuses to send me an email with a registration number (nothing in my junk either), and I can't register so can't access my tickets. Have had multiple unanswered emails, no response to a query on their twitter, and the phone has rung out around 60 times (at least 30 today) since I discovered the problem. A total shambles

Put on the last few minutes of the game, full time goes, howling listening to Matterface talk about Man U as if they were some giant killing minnow as opposed to c***s that have spent about a billion and a half in the last five years and playing at home Shame Klopp won’t get his “Wembley farewell”, massive, massive shame…

Ali’s coach calling him “a fucking pussy” is wild tbf, he literally did not throw a punch for the last 80 seconds of the round. Fair play to him though, he’s looked exhausted since the 5th.

Joe Joyce whenever his opponent asks him if he can eat another clean overhand right to the face The shouts from Cash Ali’s corner have been superb, at one point someone roared “MOVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

I've been logged-on since 9:45. Been kicked out with "Technical issues" four times, and have got absolutely no where. A complete shit show of a system, and assume everything will be gone by the time I actually get in. Gutter.

Dune 2 Very enjoyable, but how do they get off the worms?