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J_Stewart last won the day on April 5

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  1. A View From The Terrace.

    Another great episode. The running jokes are a delight. Loved the Kill Bill Tarantino feel for the Brechin - Montrose highlights, and Ryan McGowan seems like an absolutely top boy. Also 100% behind the Shelley Kerr for Scotland manager campaign, not only has she got a Scotland international side to a major tournament, but it would also boil the ever loving piss out of each and every one of “yer da’s”. Win/win.
  2. Boxing Thread

    A small, small part of me actually respects the sheer arrogance of such blatant attempts at cheating. The vast majority of me thinks he’s one of the thickest men alive and should be made an example of with a lifetime ban. It won’t happen, but it 100% should. Wasn’t particularly enthused about the fight in the first place anyway, and it’s stopped a complete moron getting a big pay day, so no harm done. Would imagine the new opponent will be worse even than Miller though. Khan v Crawford should be a cracking fight for the first 5/6 rounds until Khan starts getting reckless and almost certainly gets knocked out. He’s incredibly skilled, just doesn’t have the mentality. Getting beat early can be the best thing to happen to a young fighter sometimes, but it’s the reverse with khan. All the hype at the time, getting knocked out by Prescott just questioned his chin and ‘manliness’ and he’s been basically fighting to show how tough he is ever since. Brilliantly exciting fighter to watch though. The banter show in the 02 should be a good chuckle. Imagine Allan and Brown will just go full on “rock-em sock-em robots” for as long as it goes.
  3. Posters who've had an excellent spring season.

    Hi @Billy Rubin, Thank you for your kind words and for placing a humble highlander, such as I, in the pantheon of illustrious posters above, some of the finest this great website, and in fact the entire internet, has ever seen. I don't believe it's a stretch to advise that this is one of the proudest moments of my life. I'd be remiss, however, not to state that whilst I may inspire you, you 100% inspire me. Your constant hard work and desire to improve your posting, your willingness to ask the big questions (such as "will this post improve the overall experience of Pie & Bovril and my fellow posters?"), and your determination not to let the Falkirk-based moderating team censure you, is an inspiration not just to me, but I believe Pie & Bovril as a whole. Thank you for your input. If you ever wish to discuss posting styles in greater detail, I'd be more than happy to meet you for a carvery and split the bill. I'll likely only have a pint of Coca-Cola though as I'll be driving. It would be my pleasure. Kindest regards J_Stewart
  4. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    I watched Take the Ball, Pass the Ball documentary this afternoon, and Henry said that in training if Messi thought he was getting kicked and not getting fouls, he’d just get the ball and take the piss out of everyone until he’d calmed down a bit. After the Smalling assault in the first leg, that’s almost exactly what’s happened here. Just decided to humiliate them for 70 minutes and counting. Some boy.
  5. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    Messi appears to have decided to now just solely take the piss for the second half. Big fan of this development.
  6. Game of Thrones

    I am 100% all for the last scene of the programme being the Night King turning the Iron Throne to ice and then smashing it to a billion pieces.
  7. Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.

    In addition to the clichéd "Brexit means Brexit" shite he spouts, the fact that he also looks like Penfold from Danger Mouse really adds to the Cartoon Character vibe:
  8. 83rd Masters Tournament

    I've gone for a £5 e/w on Bryson Dechambeau, Tommy Fleetwood, Francesco Molinari and Patrick Reed. Should be a brilliant tournament as always.
  9. Champions League 2018-2019 Thread

    Would 100% be subbing Mahrez for Sane and playing him and Sterling as proper wingers here. Honestly think Mahrez makes City a worse team, slows play down constantly and gives the ball away regularly. Sane is a far better and more effective player.
  10. Things you want to share with P&B

    Just played fives with big Doug Rougvie. Taught him how to defend. Good laugh.

    Similarly, it’s obviously been a tough weekend for the Mad Beast Alliance who are snoozing like f**k while I get some work done:
  12. Twitter

    If it doesn’t say “Bankies” I’m not interested.
  13. It’s a good thing Defoe’s finishing is as bad as Motherwell’s defending or this could have been considerably more embarrassing for them than it already is.
  14. Hearts v Hibernian

    That was an enjoyable, pretty entertaining Edinburgh derby at Tynecastle with a Hibs win. What is this witchcraft?
  15. Premier League 2018-19

    Didn’t see the 1st half, and expect them to still win, but Liverpool chucking the league by dropping points against their feeder club would be fucking hilarious.