Wee Jock Poopong McPlop

There used to be a song at Saints park in which the initial reference was to the colours of the two teams they hate and the final line was an offensive reference to the pope and the queen (an updated “king” version wouldn’t be so good for rhyming reasons) It’s also, to be fair, popular at the grounds of other diddy clubs. This is clearly doubly sectarian and the concern is the authorities would see the logic in doubling the punishment

So what you’re saying is that a club not being able to provide a suitable playing surface is a bigger issue than some idiots singing stupid songs. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe the SPFL is on to something here.

Hey. I’ve an IQ of 147 and I listen most evenings. I quite like it. It’s good for a chortle.

If the rain goes off now, might there be a third inspection to consider it going ahead.

Is Gareth Ainsworth being considered

Can any of the in the know guys tell us how much Van Veen is on weekly.

Plastic mud. Looking forward to seeing this.

You could say the same thing about Jamie Langfield.

I see Lewis Morgan came on as a sub today for New York and scored the winner away at Houston. I think he’s good enough for the Scotto squad at the Euros.

Each of the last 2 teams to qualify for the “fifth European spot” have sacked their managers a couple of weeks into the season.

Willie Collum gives a 50/50 decision in favour of St.Mirren Jeez, what a time to be alive.

Obileye…..Obika…. There’s got to be a song in there somewhere.

Celtic fans not convinced by him. One of them said that a condition of the loan should be that he must play against us.